Sam Pasteris

[New York Post @nypost]

Bat named 'Bird of the Year 2021' in controversial decision https://t.co/7kAemnXz6W

[saint leeb @leebyyy]

if you were a worm id make a little garden for u

[donni saphire @donni]

Things will be fine, eventually, in thousands of years, for rocks

[Sam Pasteris @sampasteris]

they say you get used to hangin if you hang long enough

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

let them read

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

the cows eating their grass when i drive by and scream "HEY COWS"

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

You wanna be that way? Fine.

Seriously, it's fine. I like you for who you are.

[Goodyear Blimp @GoodyearBlimp]

It’s literally what we do, Maureen.

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Me in my room in the dark at 3am tryna figure out whether that’s my jacket or a headless man standing VERY still

[Sam Pasteris @sampasteris]

i know it gets better

[CAM  @Objcam]

|￣￣￣￣￣|
| stop killing |
| Volcanos |
| to make |
| lava lamps |
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(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

This what I meant

[Sam Pasteris @sampasteris]

badabing badaboom