sam

yes i’m from indiana and no i’m not republican

[sam @sampbarrett1]

@DisneyDLV Can we get a release date for PS5 cross save? 🥺🥺

[sam @sampbarrett1]

So what do we call these now that they’re not tweets? X’s? Are the responses O’s?

[sam @sampbarrett1]

I’m running around like a headless chicken rn trying to get my shit together for the move to Hawaii and today was not the day to forget to take my Adderall 🥲

[sam @sampbarrett1]

Getting 10 points taken off a paper bc my references weren’t double spaced is infuriating

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

coming outside to get my “dinner for two” from the grubhub driver https://t.co/0qvU3TeBha

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

I. Don’t. Care. If. You’re. Christian.

[. @nowherehere56]

There ain’t even BABY FORMULA ON THE SHELVES

[sam @sampbarrett1]

ADHD is not remembering if you took your meds for your ADHD

[sam @sampbarrett1]

@Mythical A naked Leonardo DiCaprio climb into a bloody and gutted horse, but imagine watching that on your first date with someone. Needless to say it didn’t go well. Afterwards, as he took me home, we rode the entire way back (almost an hour!!) in complete silence. It was so weird (3/3)

[sam @sampbarrett1]

@Mythical And get to know each other. But I still have hope, you know? Welllll, the only movie playing at the time that we ended up at the theatre was The Revenant. A very good movie, but also super intense and gruesome throughout the entire movie. Honestly, I’m always down to watch (2/3)

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6

[sam @sampbarrett1]

@Effxctz Lolol, still a fan 😂🥲

[sam @sampbarrett1]

Okay so I just fell down half a flight of stairs (wooden!!!) bc I was dancing to AFTER EVER AFTER from the YouTube paint guy (yes I’m drunk on a Wednesday okay! I don’t work tmrw 🥲😅) and I don’t even think I’m embarrassed

[sam @sampbarrett1]

@StephenKing Damn Mr. King, dis too real for America, they ain’t ready for the truth

[sam @sampbarrett1]

Daylight Savings Time is a scam

[sam @sampbarrett1]

You know you’re in the military when you use a bottle of vodka from the freezer to ice your injuries

[sam @sampbarrett1]

@dominos why is my pizza taking literally a billion years to get here

[sam @sampbarrett1]

One of the greatest pleasures in my life is when someone thinks I’m going too slow in rush hour so they try to go around me, and then they get stuck further back in the other lane.