sam carroll

fast-talkin slow-cooker

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@Owennfa Bro just discovered property taxes

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@Codie_Sanchez might help with their tweet editing though 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@RandPaul It IS a constitutional right though, you fuckwit.

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@piersmorgan WHY DOES THE 5th EXIST IF EVERYONE SAYS THIS ANYTIME SOMEONE USES IT

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@atrupar Loser energy. Tryna to get clips for internet

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@Ximena_Noir Is the ‘politely asking’ in the room with us? 🤨

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@sa10nee He embodies why the world was against Argentina. Punk ass player

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@Ryyad10 2026 wasn’t heartbreaking at all. They squeaked in and got crushed. 2014 was all-time devastating loss

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@PetronellaWyatt Lolllllll

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@elonmusk Worst possible use of AI is making fucking videos.

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@elonmusk Literally no one cares

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@COLDCUT1000 @amelia_tweetz

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@DudespostingWs I would bet most adults in US couldn’t even ride a bike that fast for a mile

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@mattvanswol You’re confused because you are still retarded enough to believe a word out of Trump’s mouth

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@LotusAsakura Problem with this analogy is Lebron, unlike Messi, is not the greatest to ever do it. Just the greatest of his generation.

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@_sHx_ @RichieHub_ @piersmorgan @grok I tried this with gemini and claude too they are worse than useless for offside lines apparently 😂

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@SmokinFrazier @stoolpresidente 0 chance he gets Balon even if they win WC

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@BradleyKellard Its the same fucken list if you calculate it that way

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@Barsalev And we are just supposed to accept your definition of flopping? I would bet most people consider flopping to include greatly exaggerating the impact of a contact, whether its a foul or not. In this case, he decides to start ‘simulating’ a foul by falling before the contact