salmon

hiya 📯
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@CarsonParodi reporting live from DFW and it sucks.

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@CarsonParodi I winced

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@CarsonParodi haaaate em

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@CarsonParodi why is my credit card out at the doctor's office???

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@CarsonParodi only because I know your answer

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@CarsonParodi come out I'm going sat!!

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@yeehaw_em if anyone could it's you

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I was just in the stacks with a flashlight

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not now UW, I'm trying to see my friends & family!!!

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knitting in my little seat and when we took off the ball of yarn in my lap fell on the floor and rolled to the very back of the plane

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@CarsonParodi susie adding a new chronicle front page to her day-after-title win collection today

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@CarsonParodi !!!!!!!!

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everywhere on earth should honor the free coffee with beans

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an actual alliteration from an academic assignment

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promote policy and program preferences

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do only men ride the train at 6am? are men the early birds??

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on the phone with my parents asking them to put silly provisions in the will!

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my stata instructors use language that reinforces the idea that there is a little man that takes my code and either likes it or doesn't like it

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thinking about spelling tests!