SamPiper

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I warned you. There will be swearing. LOTS OF IT. Deal.

[SamPiper @SamPiper74]

Godfuckingdamnit

Okay, this shit right here is personal to me.

Sit down y'all, it's storytime.

Do you see that picture on the right? The card from Michaels?

That shit right there is part of the reason I left.

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@SykesCharlie Any chance they'll be indicted/convicted/removed

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@matthewjdowd White women, this is on us. White men haven't changed & never will.

WE have to do better. OUR FRIENDS have to do better. Stop leaning in on white supremacism & patriarchy. It won't protect you when the inevitable happens & that's closer that you think.

[Tamar Haspel @TamarHaspel]

My mom, Barbara Haspel, died on Monday.

Because what’s left is our collective memory, I find I want everyone to know her.

I had the same impulse when my father died, a few years back.

May I introduce you to my mother?

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@JoJoFromJerz @TheReelRandom

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@Lawmadillo Senate rules require all members wear a blazer on the floor.

I hope some has the foresight to sew a hoodie onto one of his just for the lulz.

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@W1Incognito @cbr_OLU @PinkPinkpetunia

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My democratic is going to kill us all out of spite.

[Bitxh Wit’em & Some Bitxh In’em Thassa Lotta Bitxh @cbr_Olu]

WHITE WOMEN in Texas said suck it up buttercup

Fuk them school shootings
Fuk your safety
Fuk bounties on pregnant women
Fuk that power grid
Fuk them immigrants
Fuk them kids
Fuk it, let’s FREEZE in TEXAS this winter

[Steve Silberman @stevesilberman]

If you still think the new owner of this website is some kind of "genius" or "savant," disabuse yourself of your naiveté by reading this devastating thread by @lopezlinette, who brings receipts.

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@LennyDykstra @laurenboebert If you're that thirsty my dude, I'm sure there's a lake near by you can jump into.

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@TheOnion

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@Jessnj4554 @MsGo @AnthonyGugino1 @RevJacquiLewis That group never heard those things are in danger. The ones who have believe they will be safe, it's just "those other people" who will lose benefits. Because surely there's always an exception*

There never is, but they believe there is.

*for white folks only.

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@SRuhle

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@ClownShoesPpl @no_plot @reesetheone1 Literally raised by the worst, most selfish fucking generation and we obviously didn't learn shit.

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Dear fellow white GenXers,

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Geesus Christ, the goddamn boomers raised us! We *knew* they were full of shit 30 years ago WHY ARE YOU VOTING LIKE THEM NOW!

[union moderate that support Dems, not socialists. @reesetheone1]

White voters under 30......

Invited to the cookout.

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@ellenkitchell @KarenDZachary @KarenAttiah Not a carbon copy, but TX leg is more reflective of populace than Dems are willing to admit. Even in blue areas, Dems aren't as progressive as they want to believe they are. TX Dems are closer to Mid 80s CA Rs.

I grew up in the inland empire in the 80s, I know of what i speak.

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@lucymcbath @MomsDemand Congrats, ma'am.

Everytime you get elected, I get a little bit of hope back.

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@KarenDZachary @KarenAttiah 700+ people died during the Big Freeze 2 years ago - much nashing of teeth at Abbott - and they reelected him any way because they believe he'll cut their property taxes... someday.

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@KarenDZachary @KarenAttiah Meanwhile this state hasn't seen a Democrat win state wide in almost 30 years, both branches of the state leg have been close to Republican super majorities for about the same length of time.

The state is literally falling apart & it's entirely the fault of Republican policies.