Sam Pollock

[Sam Pollock @sampollock]

@ubereats_uk hey UberEats, how comes your rider accepted my offer and now seems to be stopping at various other shops and then addresses rather than picking up my order?

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Good to see the lads at Supper tonight!

Think I’ll make this a weekly thing

[Sam Pollock @sampollock]

Is there anything more embarrassing then watching politicians grunting at each other across a room

[Sam Pollock @sampollock]

Anyone else at the age where the lull their neck/back just washing their hair?!

[Sam Pollock @sampollock]

People who turn up 30 seconds before the train arrives and stand at the front of the queue……#whatacunt

[Sam Pollock @sampollock]

37 years old and fully just fell off a swing trying to impress my 7 year old

[Sam Pollock @sampollock]

The Flash has the most shocking CGI! It looks like a video game Cut scene half the time

[Numbz (Numbz Music) @Numbz16]

Nah this sick 🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exciting times ahead!

[Sam Pollock @sampollock]

Full disclosure, 2024 can go fuck itself

[Sam Pollock @sampollock]

Dear Toy Companies, for the love of Rudolph, make toys easier to get out of packaging!

Sincerely, Pissed off parents everywhere

[CuIture Fake 🍿 @comicxbook]

Name a bigger downgrade in superhero cinema, I'll wait...

[Sam Pollock @sampollock]

Genuine question, how the fuck does it take 6 weeks minimum to deliver a sofa?!

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

"Have you got a battery for an Ericsson"

[Steve Nelson @langcatsteve]

Gary Barlow being handed a sip of his son's brew

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

It’s fireworks filth, that’s what it is!

[tiana ¹ @literallylando]

live footage from the brazil grand prix

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

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