Joe

Returning to Twitter after a long hiatus. Previous profile entirely inflammtory and provocative. This one shall be no different. Views entirely my own.

[Joe @sampsjg]

Really @BBCWorld @BBCBreaking??? I think some grammar lessons might be useful… #BBCNews

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

"If Labour win this time, they'll change the rules so they're in power for a very long time," says Rishi Sunak, whose government has

- Rejigged electoral systems
- Changed seat boundaries
- Introduced Voter ID
- Raised election spending limits
- Extended voting overseas

[Joe @sampsjg]

Does anyone proof read anything you post @BBCNews ?? Out of interest, what’s the average price of a person these days?

#HelpToBuy #GeneralElection #politics #pissup #brewery

[Joe @sampsjg]

@Bruisedbanana6y @tomi_boyyy @gallery_legends Anyone find out?

[Joe @sampsjg]

@bet365 Your app notifications keep telling me this, but then when I click play for free, nothing happens…

[Joe @sampsjg]

@HitmanPhilFPL @fpl_tactician Bench boost!

[Joe @sampsjg]

@Flygloble @fpl_tactician Toney

[Joe @sampsjg]

@HMFootyCorner @fpl_tactician I’m giving him the armband

[Joe @sampsjg]

@MittensOff Stale piss and digestive biscuits

[Joe @sampsjg]

Sorry but…

#Garnacho #Lurch #AddamsFamily #ManUnited #alejandrogarnacho

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

MP blames Toby Jones & ITV for not making #PostOfficeScandal drama sooner.

[Joe @sampsjg]

Lol

[Joe @sampsjg]

@dinkmctorkelson

[Rachael Swindon @Rachael_Swindon]

Has anyone pointed out Gillian Keegan’s husbands firm had £24 million worth of fucking thanks by way of government contracts handed out during the pandemic?

[Joe @sampsjg]

Is Ant off his chops or? #NTAs2023

[Joe @sampsjg]

@glastonburytip2 San Remo 💃🏼

[Joe @sampsjg]

Lauren James, on the other hand, is class #eng #engchi #WWC

[The Marquess of Fingringhoe @LordFingringhoe]

Yellow-fucking-card?

It was barely a fucking penalty.

#ENGCHI

[Joe @sampsjg]

This referee is dog shit #Eng #EngChi

[Joe @sampsjg]

@ZipcarUK Thanks but I can’t DM you as I’m not verified