sam

probably laughing

[sam @samqntha]

@payhaley @BillGates

[sam @samqntha]

Seriously one of the scariest moments of my life was getting stuck in a dress at the mall and having to ask an associate for help getting it over my linebacker shoulders. Imagine the scene. I still lose sleep about it

[sam @samqntha]

@allywelch7 Ally I am in TEARS lmfaoooooo pure steel no bubble gut zone ☠️☠️☠️ I should put that on my resume 🤣

[sam @samqntha]

aint no way a flea was running that market

[sam @samqntha]

@sahmyyr And then getting on stage saying “my wife is so smokin hot” during every sermon

[sam @samqntha]

@sahmyyr LMFAO

[sam @samqntha]

⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[sam @samqntha]

Me making eggs: 🥰😛
Me eating eggs: 🤨🤢

[sam @samqntha]

“I had to wait in line to go in hot topic today.. do you know how humiliating that is?” Emma just now.

[sam @samqntha]

“Hes big bean stock in the John”
“Yeah hes enormous”
-@LexieAinslie

[sam @samqntha]

just ended an email to my professor with
“Indeed, this is a cry for help.”

[T’Cata 🫂 @CGtheOG]

I like how Doofenshmirtz had very attainable goals. Not world domination. Just the tri state area

[Peyton Stearns @peytonstearns06]

It’s alway “wyd” never “dyktmm”

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

AHH! A BURGLAR!

[sam @samqntha]

@T_Blum7 I don’t usually engage in social media drama but for this I’ll make an exception. Arby’s is underrated and so is nickelback. I’ll keep both in business if I have to.

[sam @samqntha]

@mjponder13 @beachnut1134 Thank you so much!!!!

[sam @samqntha]

@DennisENorwood @beachnut1134 Thank you so much!!!!!

[sam @samqntha]

Means the absolute world to me, thank you 2nd Dad!!!!!! ❤️

[James Beach @beachnut1134]

So proud of my girl @samqntha for winning Criminal Justice Undergraduate student of the year for the entire Southeastern Association. What a deserving honor! Congratulations!