Samra

[Samra @samraali13]

My 7 Year Old Cousin: “do you have a husband?”
Me: “no”
Cousin: “you should have a husband by now”

😶

[laini @laini_love]

women deserve bi weekly flowers!

[Gabby Beckford 🏄🏽‍♀️🌺 @packslight]

do you like eggs but simultaneously have to mentally prepare yourself and pray not get the ick for them in the middle of your meal, or are you normal

[Marlowe Granados @marlowetatiana]

Every time I feel some kind of despair I realize I haven’t had my dose of a two hour phone conversation with one of my brilliant girlfriends!!!

[hot pink bitch named breakfast @ejenkins54]

the soft spot on a baby’s head is for the bubble tea straw

[Scorpiio @Bscorpiio]

Incoming medical students walk out at University of Michigan’s white coat ceremony as the keynote speaker is openly anti-abortion

[Andy Tran @andy23tran]

What's going on here?

[mareena @mareenaan]

literally all we ask

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Please help us spread the word. We WONT SPEND A NICKEL ON MARKETING. WE COMPLETELY RELY ON WORD OF MOUTH This allows us to price at such low prices. So all help is welcome from everyone and anyone !

[A Simply Cecilia Stan Account @PercivalPenman]

It is really and truly beef with stingrays for the remainder of my natural life.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it can be sooo healing to stay up til 3am. unfortunately it will also completely ruin your life

[Samra @samraali13]

@kendallfinlay #3 is my fun fact forreal and why did we never piece together this info in high school

[Samra @samraali13]

@shifamakhtar AMAZING! The Akhtar legacy continues

[Dr. John B. King, Jr. @JohnBKing]

I just became the first U.S. Secretary of Education to call on President Biden to unilaterally cancel student loan debt. Can I count on you to retweet and help me hit 35k followers so we can spread the word?

[Samra @samraali13]

Had a patient get really close to me and say “you can’t get covid from me I already had it”….

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

the baby walked up behind me and said “daddy check this out” then when i turned around he was holding the ipad at face level and he tapped the little buy button on roblox and bought something using my face scan as the verification lol not even 9am and i’ve already been scammed

[Anshu Chhibber @AnshuChhibber]

Lata Mangeshkar’s last full bollywood album was @iamsrk’s Veer Zaara in 2004. The ageless voice will forever live in her songs. #RIPLataji

[henny @br4tzchnnycore]

i jus wanna go back to the first lockdown days where you didn’t care bout the time or what you were doing the next day 😭 jus straight vibes