Samantha Johnson

Multimedia at Hunter College

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@AliHyman92 @JamminJoe2121

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@therealmackyc @PopCrave OMG 🆘

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@dansaltzstein Jimmy Fallon asked me where the bathroom was at the restaurant I worked at and I was too stunned to answer

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The adhd urge to say absolutely everything that has ever crossed your mind at a dinner party to wake up at 5 am and regret that you own a mouth

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@CatieRocco @taylorswift13 Without question

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@Colton1038 @WwwYourCat I am terrified

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@Colton1038 @dogmatic_shorty and after everytime he takes a shit

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@Delta just killin it today 😍🤩🤤🥰🥰💗💗

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My fiancé just described himself as The Good Year Blimp

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@shaestub Come back 🥺

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@AliHyman92 I’ll call you to come get me when it happens 😂

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I keep having dreams that I walk down the aisle at someone else’s wedding and don’t realize until I’m at the reception that I married the wrong person lol

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@thekhuddy 😂 he’s blushing

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@shaestub Y’all telepathing right now?

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Finally. I’ve always wanted to wear my mattress to a wedding.

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Hey @hbomax not sure if you’re aware but you have the wrong preview image for Ocean’s 11 and it looks like Thomas Middleditch is the lead

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@CatieRocco I still have no idea who the snow children are but I loved reading every bit of it

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Convinced my grandfather to watch Game of Thrones and he sends a report like this every day now 😂

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@Colton1038 @shaestub Staring into each other’s eyes like

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The happiest card I’ve ever received because it sums up all my fur children’s personalities so perfectly 😂