Sam Rafferty

You either like dad jokes or you’re lying to yourself

[Sam Rafferty @samraff1996]

Earlier this year my mom was diagnosed with early onset Alzheimer's. To help fund research and support, my family and I will be joining the Twin Cities Walk to End Alzheimer's. Click on the link below to find out how to help us reach our goals #Walk2ENDALZ https://t.co/leS8XxMaqe

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Sam Darnold showing the Minnesota Vikings his Super Bowl ring

[Viktor the Viking @ViktorTheViking]

It’s a good look.

[Minnesota United FC @MNUFC]

VICTORY SCREECH

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@jettaandthebex

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@Ryac2017 #minnesuckas

[Sam Rafferty @samraff1996]

@MLS @MNUFC 10:30 eastern is a joke right? 🤨

[Sam Rafferty @samraff1996]

@Ryac2017

[Sam Rafferty @samraff1996]

For those curious, roughly 5 tons of coinage there. Just shy of the weight of 1 adult hippopotamus. Banks are feeling light after that.

[CNN @CNN]

Police are searching for thieves who broke into a trailer in a Philadelphia Walmart lot and made off with 2 million dimes, approximately $200,000 https://t.co/uuL1Zdjxls

[Sam Rafferty @samraff1996]

@CNN For those curious, roughly 5 tons of coinage there. Just shy of the weight of 1 adult hippopotamus. Banks are feeling light after that.

[Minnesota United FC @MNUFC]

Heartbreaking: We might have to be the Oons now because St. Louis took the L 😢

RT to support

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@MNUFC @jettaandthebex 👀

[Minnesota United FC @MNUFC]

Happy Thanksgiving from the DETHTURKEY

(do not show this to PK)

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Do you want to spend Thanksgiving with us?

RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to #NEvsMIN.

[Sam Rafferty @samraff1996]

Nothing more humbling than walking back to the table after dropping 0 pins while bowling. #nopain #nogain

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@raffertyern @jettaandthebex Surprisingly yes

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*Approaches hostess stand*
@jettaandthebex: ”hi we don’t have a reservation but we would like… to eat… here…”

Also Becca: 🫠

[Sam Rafferty @samraff1996]

@jettaandthebex Yuh let’s do that 🕺

[Sam Rafferty @samraff1996]

@RaffertyWill Yes but only 22 different kinds of mustard when I did it