Sam Red🌿

#1 York News Times Best Yeller

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

i hate burger king because when i turned 5 i had my birthday party there with like 30 people which was fun until i fell off the play set slide and broke my arm. so bk had to remove the play area and all the other kids in town wanted to fight me

[Daniel Bunn @DanielBunnJr]

9-yr-old son: It’s called WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS. It’s about this boy and his two red dogs. It’s a fun story! I have two chapters left. Don’t tell me how it ends!

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

I’ve always respected @Trevornoah so much but this closing speech from the White House correspondents’ dinner is particularly spectacular.

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

@Morgan_Alia_11 miss you so much!! cannot wait :)

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

did you know that if you forget your debit card at an Estonian ATM it sucks it into the machine and shreds it...you'll never guess how i found this out

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

I’ve been using compilation videos of Cake Boss when they drop a cake to help my students learn vocabulary around emotions and honestly it works

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

I was trying to teach nature vocabulary to Estonian elementary schoolers yesterday and they already knew all the words because they watch Minecraft YouTubers lmaooooo

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

Estonian h&m designers getting real trendy we love to see it

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

It got up to 39 degrees here today and I literally saw a woman jump into the Baltic Sea for a swim

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

@jakebarrett25 miss u

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

My dad is the smartest man I know but then we have a conversation like this over Spotify being down for a few hours and…

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

My current “living next to Russia but I still need to sleep at night” routine is walking a minimum of 9 miles every day and then taking 50 mg of melatonin…stay tuned for the long term effects

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

wanted to share a beautiful moment from an independence day concert in Estonia tonight. I’m so grateful to be in this country and to know some of its people 💙

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

I started teaching at a new school today and to welcome me a group of 4th graders played an Elvis medly on recorders...absolutely iconic

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

@jakebarrett25 Is LGAD or august hitting harder?? This is crucial for me to determine the state of your mental health b

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

I accidentally overemphasized the importance of Groundhog Day when explaining it to my Estonian coworkers and it spread through the school that today was a very special American holiday so all day people were wishing me a happy Groundhog Day lmaoooo love it

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

@anastasiapopham This is so disrespectful to Seth Rogan

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

Thought I bought dried basil but this pasta is tasting pretty minty

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

The worst grade I ever got in college was a freshman seminar on Hamilton the musical and I have to live with that fact for the rest of my life

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

Girlies I hate to tell you this but I do not want to be in your giant worldwide book exchange

[Sam Red🌿 @samred99]

Feeling enormously lucky because my parents are truly my favorite people on the planet and I’m so thankful for them