The Sturgeon General

i wrote waiting for gadot sorry it sucked

[The Sturgeon General @samrembecktt]

He did nazi that coming https://t.co/RDg3P8hM3J

[nani @pettyblackgirI]

wow, i love art

[Donovan Mitchell @spidadmitchell]

#LetEmKnow @cavs

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Mike Tomlin really gave the whole Steelers team Black Air Forces for Week 1 💀 @brkicks

(via @ohthatsNajee22) https://t.co/CYjiid2wAt

[The Sturgeon General @samrembecktt]

Imagine dating someone for multiple years then finding out they were a warrior cats person...

[The Sturgeon General @samrembecktt]

My wonderful girlfriend asked me at 6 in the morning "if I was a skin suit would you wear me" and then went back to sleep upset I didn't answer yes...

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Watch this and tell me you’re voting for Trump?
https://t.co/BRRHTDG81L

[Jordan Strack @JordanStrack]

Frankie Lindor did this while wearing a mask.

You can wear one for your trip to Kroger.

[The Sturgeon General @samrembecktt]

arrest the cops that killed #BreonnaTaylor @kyoag

[The Sturgeon General @samrembecktt]

All we did was mock and laugh at the Peloton lady but look at us now. No gyms, social distancing in parks, not working out at home. And she now laughs in her ivory tower of athletic supremacy

[Hayden Grove @H_Grove]

Kevin Love commits $100,000 to workers at the "Cavs arena" as they're missing out on an opportunity to work. Well done.

[Austin Carr @MrCavalier34]

All I want for birthday is a Cavs WIN !!!!!!!!!!!

[The Sturgeon General @samrembecktt]

@SportsGodfather 🐐

[The Sturgeon General @samrembecktt]

@SportsGodfather We drinking nattys as granddaddies

[The Sturgeon General @samrembecktt]

This should inspire a Letterkenny episode

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Sometimes puppies join us at practice just because 🐶

[The Sturgeon General @samrembecktt]

START J.T. COME ON IT'S CHRISTMAS

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

We have signed QB J.T. Barrett and S Tray Matthews to our practice squad.

[The Sturgeon General @samrembecktt]

You can say what you want but Garrett hit Rudolph late then forced him to the ground. Garrett started that shit by playing dirty with 14 seconds left in the game.

[The Sturgeon General @samrembecktt]

@micaelapohlabel I've studied socrates enough to know he'd appreciate this tweet

[The Sturgeon General @samrembecktt]

Everyone says "ok boomer" but nobody ever asks "are you ok boomer?" -Socrates

[Luke Campbell @luke_campbell25]

Having one hand growing up was hard, until I found sports. I want to give others with disabilities the same chance I had to participate. This article is about the fundraiser I have started to make this happen. A simple Retweet makes a difference! ⚾️ https://t.co/RXee6AFKMM

[Hulu @hulu]

Grab a puppers. #Letterkenny is back on October 14.