Samresh Jalan

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

न खाऊँगा न खाने दूंगा मित्रों!

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

Life of a civil servant India

Caught red-handed accepting a ₹10 lakh bribe.
Arrested.
Suspended.
Reinstated.
Now promoted to Deputy Secretary, Revenue Department.

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@l3visol Which movie?

[Kamru Choudhury @Kamru_Choudhury]

This is how Amit Shah was welcomed in Shillong, Meghalaya.
People were simply disgusted with the VIP culture of blocking all roads because of Amit Shah’s Visit.

[Manish RJ @mrjethwani1]

Educators se panga nahi lena chahiye tha @anjanaomkashyap didi… 😂

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@SaralVyangya @BJP4India @grok Nice to know that hawai adda is written in a language unknown to mankind

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@ndtv Thank you @NTA_Exams and @dpradhanbjp and @BJP4India very good work. Keep killing our kids

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@refocus21 Bhai isme se max paisa neta jee ko gaya hai. Jab neta jee maal kha rahe hain through officer toh officer ko kya bolenge. Pol khul jayega

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

जनता मालिक को अपनी औकाद देखनी हो तो एक बार डीएम ऑफिस या किसी सरकारी ऑफिसर के ऑफिस में जाकर अपना काम करवाने की कोशिश करें। 2 मिनट में जनता मालिक को अपनी औकाद समझ में आ जाएगी।

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@KirenRijiju Mera beta America mein padhega

[CBSE HQ @cbseindia29]

Dearest Students,

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@EduMinOfIndia @PTI_News @PIB_India @PIB_Edu @AkashvaniAIR @airnewsalerts @DDNewslive @dpradhanbjp @sanjayjavin

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@KirenRijiju Your son sir? Where does he live?

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@anjanaomkashyap Someone please ask @grok to analyse all the comments on this post and come up with a summary

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@anjanaomkashyap You are one of the most third grade person alive

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@Geetu_Moza Go to Pakistan

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@NewsArenaIndia Send Japan to Pakistan

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@Jeetuburdak Gali dena?

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@theskindoctor13 Fuck chemistry. Tu chamcha hai. Chamchagiri kar

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@gharkekalesh Reliance is chor like adani! Period

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@gharkekalesh Very good @RailwaySeva Why don't your staff sit with a pistol and loot the common people at gun point?

[Samresh Jalan @samreshjalan]

@KirenRijiju You are lying Mr Minister