samuel.

lost in translation

[samuel. @samretweetz]

I jus be retweetin.

[MisterMoveAround. @scamron_giles]

I do it, still just don’t understand what imma do to stop a Camry from packing us both up

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

im in the taco bell drive thru like “yes chef” “thank u chef”

[samuel. @samretweetz]

Man…

[samuel. @samretweetz]

bro 🫤

[💋 @ButtahCuupB]

YALL 😅

[samuel. @samretweetz]

I can’t message nobody at all rn my shit tweakin

[♡ ℝ𝕚𝕔𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕖 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕟. @ChantzAfia]

He was an actor…

[samuel. @samretweetz]

@1yeesha

[Lex P🪬 @LexP__]

I’m choking 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[clit skylark @1richcinco]

if a nigga poured a shot in ya girl’s mouth that counts as a body btw

[samuel. @samretweetz]

@KruellaDeRelle thats beautiful krue, I damn near grabbed a glass of wine and some shades

[J.S. Park 박준 @jsparkblog]

I saw a patient described as “combative.” I got there & he was very guarded & watching John Wick. I started naming the moves in a fight scene (I have a black belt) & suddenly he opened up. He asked if I could stay to watch with him. I realized he wasn’t combative. He was lonely.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Just looks unreal.

[GOWIE @DaKidGowie]

I’m so glad Terrell Owens walked away from this Karen situation unscathed.

“You’re a black man approaching a white woman!” 🤦🏾‍♂️

[tee, mph 💗 @teee504]

gas 3.79??? i almost crashed pulling in

[Chicago Sky Fan @skytownfan23]

For all you non-cannabis users, this is the size of a 1G cartridge. This is what BG is locked up for. I am sick.