Sam

[Sam @samrob21]

@nathanclarke06 Off to draw a 🦈 on my ballot paper!

[Muggy Multi @bluhorseshu72]

@bookiesdream0 Every horse punter Sunday and Monday

[Bookies Dream @bookiesdream0]

I don’t care what’s going on in Iran, Israel, Nigeria, China, North Korea.

I only care what the weather is like at Cheltenham for the next 10 days

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

We paid for Angela Rayner’s education. We paid her wages when she worked for the local council. We paid her wages when she became an MP. We even paid the settlement that enabled her to buy a house. Tax payers have funded every aspect of her entire life.

[Sam @samrob21]

@iamtomskinner @martins_gerry Ged looks when he pours his gravy

[Active Patriot @ActivePatriotUK]

1 year ago today the BBC broadcast this.

He had to change his name because of the backlash.

He's now known as Mustafa Kip.

[Sam @samrob21]

@Arnoldbfa @lilyallen @granthendo

[Sam @samrob21]

@granthendo @elbow112 😂 Fuck off Ahmed

[Sam @samrob21]

@granthendo @DirtyFootbaIIer Yes mate.. hit you straight on the snout

[Jay Chan @Jay10_6]

WHAT DO WE THINK OF LABOUR!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They are importing voters

[Sam @samrob21]

@GBNEWS The blokes just a massive bellend isnt he

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Hundreds of illegal migrants crossed the Channel yesterday, on Christmas Day. What an insult that is.

As we all know, the vast majority young males - not genuine asylum seekers, but illegal migrants. Let's use language accurately here - illegal, they are illegal.

But really, who can blame them? They don't even have to make it to British shores. They'll be picked up half way, and escorted in. They're all fully aware as to what awaits - comfortable hotel accommodation, food/care provided, and an incredibly high likelihood of being granted asylum for whatever lie our gullible Home Office swallows.

To then enjoy a life on benefits at the taxpayer's expense - remember, £726 million was spent on refugees claiming Universal Credit in 2023. The farming inheritance assault is estimated to eventually raise £520 million a year, to give some perspective...

These men should be treated as criminals. Detain them, securely. Don't let them roam the streets, don't allow them to harass British women, don't make it comfortable. It is so painfully obvious...

SEND A MESSAGE - 'you are NOT welcome here'.

You know what we should be seeing today? Planes taking off, filled with these men. Make a show of it. Tell the world. The crossings will stop.

How can anyone look at images of the boats, filled almost entirely with foreign blokes, and actually believe they're genuine asylum seekers? It gives me a headache thinking about their sheer naivety.

I do not want these men in our country. I don't care whatever lie they're spinning, they should be deported. Every single one of them. If you come here illegally, you do not stay - under any circumstances.

This is going to go on and on and on. Under current policies, how does it end? When will it end? Will it end?!

The answer is staring us in the face. Turn the boats around. Those who do arrive, detain and deport. Nobody here illegally stays, nobody who comes illegally stays.

Instead, we deliberately escort hundreds of unknown foreign men into our country on Christmas Day.

This madness cannot continue.

[Photoshop Phil @phil_photoshop]

The manic street preachers are the worst band. I’d be mad if I heard them as the first music I’d heard I my life. That fella who went missing was the best part about them and since then they have made music to be played in supermarkets while you’re shopping.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

#TwoTierKeir

[Sam @samrob21]

@MailOnline A simple four letter word would have sufficed

[Sam @samrob21]

@barrystantonGBP Shame it was a boot and not a bullet

[Sam @samrob21]

@iamtomskinner Its Tuesday… a Bosh

[Sam @samrob21]

@Femi_Sorry Did you take the day off work to go there?

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

‘Alright if I bring my mate round to watch the fight? He’s sound.’

The mate: