sam rodrigues

I solemnly swear I am up to no good

[sam rodrigues @samrod_]

Learn how to be happy and alone with yourself and maybe then you’ll find something that lasts. Just a thought. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[sam rodrigues @samrod_]

I was up until 2am watching Cult Murders on oxygen last night, and that’s how I want to spend every night before a day off.

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Accepting that not everyone will be happy with you or believe your intentions are not malicious will be the hardest lesson I learn in life. You can’t make everyone happy. So just focus on yourself.

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Nothing is more difficult than getting your boyfriend to agree on a bedspread.

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I’m so old and apps need to stop updating. It too me a solid 15 minutes to figure out how to like things on Facebook now

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I regret giving my mom my old iPhone and access to gifs.

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Making today an office day was one of my wiser life choices.

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I feel like Meghan Markle has been pregnant for 6 years. That or I made it up in my head. Or January is super long.

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Doing adult things to take care of myself makes me feel pretty legit. Almost like I have my life together

[sam rodrigues @samrod_]

Every dog that I see, sees this

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My bedroom is of course the coldest room in the house

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It’s amazing how quickly I can pay off my visa when I need to buy something else with it 👍🏼

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People think I actually care enough about their lives to hate them. Hunny, I don’t even have time to wash my hair every day, let alone think about hating you. That shits exhausting.

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Finally getting what I want out of life makes me feel so proud of myself

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Always think I look skinny until I take the photo and go back and look at it.

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Cars are expensive. I recommend that you just don’t.

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January & February are going to be 10/10 months.

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Feeling most productive when I decide to go home and have wine. While I clean my room may I add.

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If there’s one thing I could change about myself ? Being on time. But who has time for that ? Not me.

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Am I obsessed with @melissagorga ? Ya probably. Can I just be her