sam

wing stop fat boy need a 10 piece

[sam @samrorke]

American Ninja warrior but it’s sneaking out of your babies room after you put them down for the night

[sam @samrorke]

@10kdecesare

[sophia sopaipilla @phiamenina]

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

[sam @samrorke]

@DAbullcurran Real ones know 💯

[sam @samrorke]

I 100% will judge your character based off your starter word on wordle.

[sam @samrorke]

@SHUTUPPRENDIE Those are good ones!!

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Six more weeks of flavor

[Ash Diggs @AshDiggs_]

*at a bar*

Friend: Yo mind if I put drinks on your tab? I’ll venmo you later

Me (on the brink of total financial ruin): bro you don’t even have to ask

[sam @samrorke]

@10kdecesare @supa_mick_nasty That’s some serial killer shit

[sam @samrorke]

@92percent_JUICE Just vibin

[Mike juice @92percent_JUICE]

@samrorke

[sam @samrorke]

@10kdecesare @FranzkeLA hahahah you right!!

[sam @samrorke]

I need to move to a township where people are not able to jack hammer outside my window until at least 9 am

[sam @samrorke]

Wooowwwwww how did that not go in 🙃

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Trying to get the bartender’s attention when you’re not hot

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

the goomahneers

[bankheadbounce @BankheadOunce]

Ppl who pronounce the L in salmon seem happy