🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬

23 he/him

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

a challenger approaches

[CLAWI. (she/her) 💿🇨🇱 @nextlevelclawi]

im crying why is she actually uma kompton if she took the substance

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

“historically accurate version” of a story that isn’t IN history because it’s FICTION you bitches are so fucking dumb

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elon Musk says Grok will make a full-length “historically accurate” version of ‘The Odyssey’ before the end of this year.

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

idk man shits fucked

[✨ @magdalenepop]

priests:

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

my ass is soooo fat

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

whole country ran by pedos and people obsessed with genitals and hormones kill us all

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

so gender affirming care

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

The High-T Department of War.

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

@antipiker @hasanthehun 2015 kohls mannequin 😍

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

your flop era is lowkey serving

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

saying it’s not that deep is just proof you really don’t gaf to think about something

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

Lindsey Graham:

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Sen. Mitch McConell confirms he’s alive in new statement.

[noah, like the ark @sentient_dorito]

I’m still laughing my ass off

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

bisexual in the way i need a man who is also a woman, or a woman who is also a man

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

just giggling in my room

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

grindr at lifest must be lit asf

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

@agorahobia yes everywhere

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

they’re out there btw

[Kür @kingoflevant]

Omg she is going to make gelatin of that pig

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

he’s gonna look like mitch mcconnell in 20 years she forsaw it

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff have separated after 3 years of marriage, PEOPLE reports.

(https://t.co/uPz5t5hcUl)

[🪬𝚂𝚊𝚖🪬 @samrschmidt42]

@agorahobia bet