sam

I put the gem in gemini

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

GAGA CHROMATICA BALL
MAY 25
@HBO @STREAMONMAX

[sam @sams_serif]

The only thing keeping me going is redeeming my 5 lush pots for the free face mask every few months

[sam @sams_serif]

Lesbians on vacay: Planner gf that underpacks 🤝 Go with the flow gf who overpacks

[RMJ @reneerapp]

i have a headache but I’m cute as shit

[Micch @ESFMicch]

that post doordash clarity is crazy

[sam @sams_serif]

One time I sent my nonprofit boss a funny tiktok to try and get closer with her and she replied “Did you mean to send this?”

[sam @sams_serif]

I need a biweekly update from my friends assuring me they don’t hate me

[sam @sams_serif]

I’ll be like no worries I understand and then cry about it for 3 days

[sam @sams_serif]

I feel like such a stereotype listening to taylor in my prius driving under the speed limit

[sam @sams_serif]

It’s just me and my teddy bear son against the world

[sam @sams_serif]

a rideshare app but only for girls gays and theys

[sam @sams_serif]

I only have 61 contacts in my phone if that says anything about me

[sam @sams_serif]

I’m gonna start calling people out

[sapphics @sapphicncpts]

lesbian who wants to go on an aquarium date with her gf

[sam @sams_serif]

Truly nothing makes me happier than a lil breakfast sandwich and coffee

[jenifer prince @jeniferrprince]

adrift 🐚✨

[sam @sams_serif]

Brynn comes over for one hour and turns me into a Ghost fan and now we have tickets to see them in august

[sam @sams_serif]

I need the day to pass by so I can go to this comedy show with a hot girl

[sam @sams_serif]

So I’ve had 11 roommates since 2016 and 8 of them have been absolutely unbearable. I could literally write a book about this lol

[sam @sams_serif]

Gay panicking (at sprouts)