Samantha Saffle

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results - Albert Einstein

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

Tonight some guy told me he was into me because of my fang... So if I'd had braces as a child, I could have avoided that nastiness...

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

It's HIMYM the purple giraffe all over again! “@KSLA: ICYMI: Boy found inside stuffed animal claw machine"

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

So I get a call for an interview near Austin and all I can think is, "do I really wanna drive that far?!" #lazy #notworthit

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

My #mancrushmonday he's all mine :) alexvspr1 http://t.co/EcuezyZQ4Z

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

Life needs to give me a break. Seriously.

[JackayeeBoo✌ @JACkkiiEEE_]

"@DavidShares: The Smith's family reaction to Miley Cirus' performance is PRICELESS!! #VMAs2013 #VMAs" hahaha 

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

I don't like your movie so I must not be keeping an open mind... Yeah, okay

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

@SpencerSaffle sooo cute! I'm home! Haha

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

@SpencerSaffle I need to see her

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

Maybe I'm better off with a desk job...

[KSLA News 12 @KSLA]

Live kitten found in dumpster, sealed inside paint can

Found at http://t.co/LbSvevirSW

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

When my boyfriend tries to make me drink because I'm not fun, I just get more boring. #sorrynotsorry

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

I still want a Harry Potter wedding someday

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

Talking to my best friend about marrying brothers so we could be sisters... #sohighschool #missher #ifonly

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

@chico_extrano_1 Whatever. I looked awesome when I dressed ghetto for skits and that's what matters

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

@chico_extrano_1 I never really talked soul..... haha

[Samantha Saffle @samsaffle2013]

@chico_extrano_1 heck yes! I'm so excited!!!