Samantha Lynn Schmitz

Mezzo-Soprano, She/Her/Hers

[Samantha Lynn Schmitz @samschmitz28]

Singing is so cool. Your body is literally an instrument. Your sound is completely unique to you. Two pieces of flesh, air, and resonant space make YOUR sound. I’m sorry, but that blows my mind. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Wow: JD Vance is apparently skiing in Vermont this weekend and the locals aren’t having it. Thousands have lined the streets in protest.

[USA Softball @USASoftball]

𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗸𝗲𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿 𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 in OKC 💪 💗

@NCAASoftball | #WCWS

[Kevin Mason @KevMakesHistory]

So…like…what should we put on the Iowa quarter now?

[abby 🪐 @AbbiDabbiDooLoo]

you hit a Black Lives Matter protester with your car and didn’t even apologize, Kim

[Samantha Lynn Schmitz @samschmitz28]

@sophiakphillips Preach.

[chriscjackson on Bluesky @ChrisCJackson]

Of course Matt Gaetz is all of a sudden fine with the Speaker vote once it turns 15.

[Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum]

According to rule 7 of article 34, if no speaker has been chosen after 4 days, then the entire congress is dissolved and all responsibilities of the legislative branch will be performed by monkey with a Speak & Spell.

Hold out a few more days @mattgaetz

[Samantha Lynn Schmitz @samschmitz28]

I hope to high heaven these three women are drinking together tonight and then going home to get a FULL 8 hours of sleep. #Speakerofthehousevote

[Danny Barry @TheDannyBarry]

Me trying to get friends to commit to a plan

[Greg Conry @i_am_LEGATRON]

Asking for help! Please retweet this to help find us a match! #Adoption https://t.co/whGXuLerpO

[tashington @tashpocket]

pls keep your lactose intolerant friends in your prayers this week. they finna make some horrible decisions

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Well did u

[Samantha Lynn Schmitz @samschmitz28]

I will always be nicer to people with out of state plates because Texans drive like assholes.

[Rod @justme_rod]

*me having a full menty b*

⚠️ Time to BeReal. ⚠️

[Elliott Canty @ElliottCanty]

well they move fast

[Ya Boy Matt Campbell @NotMattCampbell]

I will not be taking the England job

[Ya Boy Matt Campbell @NotMattCampbell]

IF YOUR KID GOES TO IOWA YOU COULD ALWAYS HAVE ANOTHER KID

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

“Are you feeling rested after the long weekend??”

Me:

[Meryl Streep Fans @StreepersPH]

the scene: the fans:

[Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis]

if I told you the leather chair I ordered from Amazon was packaged with a blood collection tube that is...full, would you believe me? because I'm lost for --- words