Sam Shaddock

Content designer @Meta | Founder @GutsyBroads | @Forbes, @Dallasnews, @FitchInk alumna | Pianist | Alto | Soup enthusiast

[Sam Shaddock @samshaddock]

Circa August 2016. I used to be somebody. Now look at me. Checkmarkless. Stripped of everything I held dear. Forlorn.

[Sam Shaddock @samshaddock]

@hollyrusak Hooray!!

[Sam Shaddock @samshaddock]

@saddymayo “Harvest,” perhaps?

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

Incredible tribute to phospholipids

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Pedro Pascal as mushrooms.

A thread.

[Ryan J. Rusak @rjrusak]

BWAHAHAHAHA! More like Pur-don’t, amirite? #MarchMadness

[Sam Shaddock @samshaddock]

What a delightful story. Good for you, man!

[NYT Sports @NYTSports]

John Jaso had a few more years left as an MLB player but he walked away at 34. “When I retired, people said: ‘You might be walking away from millions of dollars!’ But I’d already made millions of dollars. Why do we always have to have more, more, more?” https://t.co/Xf3V9QIfEP

[steph @steph_mcca]

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

when someone hides a column or row

[Ethan Mollick @emollick]

@mattzieger "generate 10 increasingly bizarre examples of the first tweet in a viral thread that promises to reveal an amazing secret about an everyday object or process. Make each one increasingly weird and the topic of each increasingly banal."

And then I asked for tweaks, like emojis.

[Sam Shaddock @samshaddock]

@benavides_c_ “It burns, it melts, it makes the skin feel worse.”

[Sam Shaddock @samshaddock]

@txnewsprincess Haha.

[Sam Shaddock @samshaddock]

Feeling fatigued by #Dark Season 3 and my brother just sent me this: https://t.co/jYOfZvjigJ Thank you, internet

[Sam Shaddock @samshaddock]

👏👏 Publicis … has pledged to secure the job and salary of employees with cancer for at least a year and provide personalized support to transition back to work, as well as a community of volunteers to help through through the process. Caregivers will receive similar support.”

[Forbes @Forbes]

“No one had really tried to erase the stigma of cancer in the workplace," Arthur Sadoun said. So he decided that he would spearheaded an initiative to do just that. https://t.co/uQs9SgXQd8

[Sam Shaddock @samshaddock]

Weirdly inappropriate tone for a public-health story: https://t.co/MebA65imaB

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

😴

[Jon Stokes @jon_stokes]

I laughed. I cried. (hat tip ⁦@jcenters⁩)

[Sam Shaddock @samshaddock]

I just typed “hot whole turkey” into Google and briefly hesitated before hitting the Return key.

[Sam Shaddock @samshaddock]

@KaylaChowShow Jelly Belly