Samantha Lee

If you sleep with socks on, we probably can’t be friends.

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

Whoever thought it was a good idea to start getting rid of Willy Wonka slot machines… Just know, you and I got beef.

[billboard @billboard]

This is how it all begins. 💜 BTS' "SWIM" debuts at No. 1 on the #Hot100.

Details: https://t.co/WQtdiCXqKp

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

@aharris_728 Stop….

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

Firecracker Flavor is the best @liquidiv flavor. You cannot change my mind.

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

I still wish I went on Legends of the Hidden Temple

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

Are there any jobs at the Genovian embassy open?

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

When did girl scout cookies get so expensive? And Samoas > Caramel Delights or however they chose to spell them. I said what I said.

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

No one drives faster than a middle school student parent, dropping their kid off ten minutes late to school. Like ma’am, he’s already late. Please don’t kill anyone in this drop off roundabout. It’s not that serious.

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

Kids with big dreams, old people with big laughs, and stoic people who suddenly smile. I cry. I cry at all of it.

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

@aharris_728 Don’t even get me started. I’m aware I’m out of date with my skinny jeans. But it is what it is.

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

I know it’s only going to get worse, because I’m posting about it… But, is everyone else getting hit with a ton of compression sock ads? I feel targeted.

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

@Mstcmlee I’m so sick of people buying my wishlist houses on Zillow

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

Have you ever met someone from Delaware?

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

@aharris_728 If this ain’t me.

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

Sometimes you just gotta be sad and sing Selena while writing emails for work.

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

@iambeckyg I love the exposure to the ideas of being a 200%er and not having to give up a part of your identity to check a box. We are who we are, without anything less than.

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

It’s 5:50AM and I see three people drinking Mtn Dew at the airport. I stand by my earlier statement that the airport is a lawless place.

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

I think I need a Rip Wheeler in my life.

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I’d cry for a bahn mi right now

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

Papaya Salad and Sashimi is an elite combo.

[Samantha Lee @samshoua]

I’m a few more minutes in to the movie and I am for sure I will cry more than once before this movies over.