SHAZAM it's Sam!

Welcome to the plot hole of my life.

[SHAZAM it's Sam! @samshunkwiler]

@emily_hmckee2 "when I was 5 I used crayons to color booster seats, now I'm hitting 20 using crayons to sign my lyric sheets" -$

[SHAZAM it's Sam! @samshunkwiler]

@UDiscApp Can Jam on the 4th is the best. We also shoot fireworks at my uncles house @jackshunkwiler

[SHAZAM it's Sam! @samshunkwiler]

“Huntin’ fishin’ and lovin’ everyday”. @bspringham95

[SHAZAM it's Sam! @samshunkwiler]

Me vs Finals week LETS GOOOO

[SHAZAM it's Sam! @samshunkwiler]

John Hancock as a walrus:
SEALing each document with my name big on PORPOISE.

[Chubbies @Chubbies]

It may not be a long weekend but it is a shorts weekend

[SHAZAM it's Sam! @samshunkwiler]

Bros in the SMC gym talk about how they got asked to play football or wrestle at big name schools.
Bro you’re in community college.

[Brian Reith @b_reith]

You can tell a lot about a person based on how they clap

👀 👏🏼

[Squat University @SquatUniversity]

You don’t quit lifting weights because you get old. You get old because you quit lifting!

[levi lusko @levilusko]

The more you care about something, the more you are willing to risk.

[SHAZAM it's Sam! @samshunkwiler]

#skinnyboystrong https://t.co/HU9RXeh71o

[Squat University @SquatUniversity]

Can you comfortably sit in the bottom of a body weight squat for 30 seconds?

[Chubbies @Chubbies]

Consider yourself sponsored.

[SHAZAM it's Sam! @samshunkwiler]

I’m hangry

[SHAZAM it's Sam! @samshunkwiler]

Outcomes can leave you with the choice of being encouraged, discouraged, or powerfully motivated.

[SHAZAM it's Sam! @samshunkwiler]

I hope to go through life like the big turtle from Finding Nemo.

[SHAZAM it's Sam! @samshunkwiler]

Hearing how #TeamUSA #Olympics athletes are not funded truthfully disgusts me. Goodbye to my dreams of being an Olympian.

[SHAZAM it's Sam! @samshunkwiler]

...does not mean it’s the best out there. “ https://t.co/XWQEB5nr6V

[Squat University @SquatUniversity]

I’m going to let you in on a secret. Just because an elite athlete says they use a certain supplement brand does NOT mean they do so because it’s the best out there.