Sam Singleton

If you see God, tell him Brother Sam's looking to kick his ass.

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To get your own flash drive pre-loaded with the mp3 audiobook AND e-book of Peyote and Puritans ($13), email cari@dogberrybottomandsly,com.

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Get your flash drive with mp3 audiobook AND e-book of Two Ex-Presbyterians ($13), by emailing cari@dogberrybottomandsly,com.

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Harrowing. There's a crack about Jeff Sessions in Peyote and Puritans, live in St. Louis, Friday. I need him to stick around till Saturday.

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Hobby Lobby's founder, David Green, and his son Steve are featured in Peyote and Puritans. https://t.co/pZ3fyTHrPy.

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If you don't already subscribe to the N.Y. Times, The L.A. Times, and/or the Washington Post, now is the time to back heavyweight journalism

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Robert E. Lee swore to preserve and protect the constitution, an oath that he cravenly betrayed. https://t.co/vxeIFj15yJ

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I blame the sadistic puritan lust for punishment for every damned bit of suffering heaped on prisoners, in addition to the time served.

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Puritans invented the penitentiary, the place of penitence.

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@Matt_Dillahunty back at you

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Goddamn.

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I generally tell ‘em, “Me neither. I fucking hate that shit.”

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They sometimes approach me after a show, and say something along the lines of, "I don’t see why you have to use so much profanity."

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I do not suggest that to be a Christian is to be a puritan. Nor will I go so far as to claim that there are no puritanical atheists.

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But for the intervention of nicer people, the puritans would still be hanging LGBT persons. And witches.

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Until 1962, in every state, LGBT sex was a felony. Fifty-three years later, LGBT marriage became lawful in every one of those states.

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... if you pass it, you cannot run for president on the Republican ticket.

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The peyote users did better on the Rand Mental Health Inventory, which is the test, that ...