sam

she/her/oatmilk

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

they aired the wicked trailer at the beginning of the super bowl to keep gay people busy for the rest of the night. like dangling musical theater keys

[bibi @cozmictae]

so no Justin Bieber?

[sam @samsiu97]

If universities with D1A dance teams don’t pay for the dancers tuitions the way they do their mid athletics teams….

[sam @samsiu97]

@_tfne just use hair masks trust

[zane* @zaneugh]

Taylor Swift will make you do crazy things like look at flights to Indiana

[sam @samsiu97]

Let’s be so real right now Steven would never get into Princeton #tsitp

[sam @samsiu97]

are Frank ocean apologists ok? Pls up your standards bc you rly deserve better😭😭

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Gary, IN 😍

[sam @samsiu97]

imagine coming out as team Hailey? In this economy ?

[sam @samsiu97]

people who found it iconic for hailey bieber to wear the nepo baby shirt 🤝 the most unfunny people I know

[Louis Pisano @LouisPisano]

The Hailey Bieber nepo baby shirt picture gives nothing because she gives…nothing. She’s not personable enough to give this staged paparazzi shot for a viral moment any personality. She’s doesn’t act or sing. She gets in & out of cars in beige and black YSL & has a skincare line

[sam @samsiu97]

Period

[Barstool Boilermakers @BarstoolPU]

I hate the entire state of New Jersey

[sam @samsiu97]

Parents who laugh along and don’t even attempt to discipline when their kids are annoying in public <<<<

[sam @samsiu97]

Happy 2023 stay vigilant of the white brunette men with variations of the name Brian/bryan this year ‼️

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

The inflation on hello kitty items is KILLING ME!

[Bluecentric.bsky.social @bluecentric]

My flight is overbooked and they lady offered $700 for anyone who volunteered to fly out tomorrow.

So I yelled “it’s a scam - legally they owe you $1500 or 4x your ticket whichever is lowest!”

So EVERYONE waited till she said $1500 to stand up. Why am I like this?😂

[sam @samsiu97]

“ThIS iS whY YoU ShOUldN’T tRaVEl DuRInG tHe HoLIdAyS” some people leave their hometown sweetie <3 (and their job corporate holiday schedule is the only one that supports such a long visit to enjoy w friends and family literally gtfo)

[donna chang @yyzvee]

RIP Twitch 💔

https://t.co/aFglOQrF4X

[sam @samsiu97]

There is truly no greater political irony than being a poor republican