samantha

life happens and then we learn 🧚🏻

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

the worst part of the day is when you finish your coffee because its like. ok guess I’ll wait for tomorrow then

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen has officially ascended the Iron Throne as a claimant of the ruler of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros.

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

This alcohol we're drinking now leaves you feeling depressed for like 3 days 😭

[bxnny @bxnny_40]

my mother just be walking around undiagnosed bruh

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

The real comedians aren’t tweeting in English 😭😭

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

when i say i'm busy this is what i mean

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I love this app because I sometimes bump into thoughts I would never let out

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

I HATE writing sentences that leave me no choice but to write “that that” in a row. It just feels so WRONG to me even if it’s grammatically correct 😭

[Lunita ₊˚⊹ 𐂯 @lunitalovesh]

Cambiar tik tok por Twitter es como dejar la cocaina por el fentanilo

[mika @mikasagrada]

Como é a sensação de tomar banho antes de dormir:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When it's ur day off tomorrow so u don't have to set an alarm and it suddenly starts raining

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

no, twitter no quiero sincronizar mis contactos, es más, si es posible, no quiero ni que sospechen que tengo twitter

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

what doesn't kill u will have u like ts for months

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

The women in sex and the city are so socialized I genuinely mourn what the Phone has done to us

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the greatest pleasure of adults is getting home and walking around like this:

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[Nadine Portley @ALEJANDRODa_Gr8]

Opened my ashtray and it was a full blunt inside!!!