Sam Soft

#samsoft. beer.

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

You can kill Pac12 After Dark but you can’t kill the idea

[America @america]

America is the greatest country in the world and it’s not even close 🇺🇸

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

USA WORLD CUP MATCH
NBA FINALS
STANLEY CUP
OMAHA
UFC WHITE HOUSE CARD

LETS HAVE A WEEKEND 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[krank @Kr4nkk]

Big leagues callin

[Dubs, Esq. @DFDvbya]

Have fun with your buddies this summer

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Joshua “Captain” Block @CaptainJoshuab]

I was varsity as a freshman tf am I doing with my life?

[Jack “Frost” Phillips @jackfrost6913]

Yes mom, the job search is going well

[Cashgrabber9000 @cashgrabber9000]

This shit means so much to me

[Jay Chan @Jay10_6]

How many prime ministers in how many years?

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Fart Kum

United States, Census, 1910

[Ryan “Gatortails” Kerrigan @dadondesmond]

#Bouse mogger or #Touse squid?

[Jeremiah Smith @JJwiththeshifts]

One of my boys just got engaged to his high school sweetheart of 4 years and I currently have zero romantic prospects. And have $23 in my bank account

[Richard Fitzwell @CBSDickFitzwell]

Some girl just ended things with me and first thing in my head and out my mouth was “That’s baseball.”

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

2026 Kentucky Derby results:
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[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

accounts payable son or accounts receivable daughter

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Study a broad. Yeah I’d love to.

[hq_eppitch12 @RollVikings]

Toilet paper getting the call up from triple A today

[Keon Ellis burner @KeonEllisBurner]

“Yeah bro most unattractive thing a girl can do is vape”