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I make people smile or cry. follow me on byte

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Wtf....#kodaisoverparty ses til fede danske Music videoer som der er blevet brugt mange tusind på😣😣 #boycottkoda

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“Baby grind on me” - Samson 2020

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Hate these scammy people!

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@Tinder are you okay??? Swipes arent working

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,@Tinder right when i start paying for you service, you GO Down!! I want a free month !

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Check out Den Varme Stol's video! #TikTok https://t.co/2PpRzyY9p0

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IF SOMEONE SENDS YOU A LINK, SAYING THAT YOU CAN GET A FREEE COPY OF SHREK 3 BY CLICKING.
DONT CLICK!!!

ITS A VIRUS THAT PERMANENTLY SETS YOUR KEYBOARD TO CAPS-LOCK... #WTF #HELPME #THISISNTFUNNY

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Nobody’s talking about how @Drake is comparing himself to Michael Jackson, who’s also an accused pedophile🤔🤔🤔 interresting...

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#keemstarsoverparty

[bleh @SJ2D3D]

I haven’t watched @jacksfilms in a hot minute but #YIAY500 is an achievement in comedy and yes, i have an essay written to back me up

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Doing a Giveaway of 10.000 dollars. All you gotta do, is dm me your social security number and your address. Let the odds be in your favor

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@imbabyfr so if agree with this guy, I'm a racist? what a weird world we live in

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
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Thank you for listening to my TedTalk

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@Maddy_lionsbyte @elonmusk LMAO!

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Girl: “so there’s this really cute guy...”
Friend: “omg! who is it!”
Girl: “I don’t know if I can say...”
Friend: “common, what’s his name?”
Girl: “No seriously, I’m really not sure how to pronounce his name, it's like X Æ...
#XAEA12 #elonmuskbaby @elonmusk

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A 6-year-old kid who doesn't wanna learn to tie his own laces: "So I guess that's it huh? you're not gonna help me tie my shoelaces anymore...well then we'll have to part ways, dad." #daddyissues

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Soooo there's this Coronavirus going around..and I'm not saying I'm a scientist or anything, but I've been washing my hands with mayo for the past 7 years now...and I'm still here, I'm alive🤔 #Makesyouthinkdoesntit #Covid_19

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@GoPysyk fine...but just this once

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I’m not you entertainment slut. I have feelings too, MOM!