Samson Jester

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This kid looks like a beast ngl

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Matthew Jester
Princeton, Linebacker 2018-2022

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Double fisting at work (water and coffee)

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Any journalism sites that paywall their content thinks way too highly of what they have to say

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Every day, I always make sure to ping or email my boss as soon as I arrive in the office so he sees a time stamp of 730ish, all so I can justify the times I need to leave at 4. I only play the long game.

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If any of my higher ups see this just know my round trip is over 80 miles

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My company to me

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I’ll make this real easy - whichever party vows to get us out of daylight savings permanently has my vote next election cycle

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If y’all think Ukrainian citizens should have weapons rn then feel free to shut up about the second amendment from now until the end of time. This is exactly why we need it.

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@NRaichle 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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@jessenewell Now rank us first. :)

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@jessenewell YOUR FAVORITE TEAM JUST LOST TO A TEAM YOU RANKED NINTH 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Lord I pray for @jessenewell mentions come Saturday

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Congrats to Microsoft for owning every game company on Earth, now make a good console pls

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@jessenewell Don’t care + you snuffed AU + three thousand people think ur a clown + ratio

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@jessenewell

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@matt_c_bolander @Sam_Bolt @jessenewell

[Mike Rodak @mikerodak]

New AP poll:

1. Gonzaga (25)
2. Auburn (36)
3. Arizona
4. Purdue
5. Baylor
6. Duke
7. Kansas
8. Wisconsin
9. UCLA
10. Houston

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I still want one of these mfs

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

We have elevated WR Austin Trammell from the practice squad to the active roster.

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New year same me and I don’t plan on changing