Samson Burke

I have two tattoos. one is of Spider-man and the other is of a cartoon superhero that teaches great responsibility comes with great power. he/him

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@dee_of_e I got tix. Should be fun. Cake lite

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@dee_of_e You are about to get RATIOED

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@yuri_fulmer Yuri Full of shit, buddy.

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@unclehaver Borges

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@CooperBibaud Brother the americanos at DiBeppe are long blacks.

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@unclehaver @AgingRanchHand I LOVE them was so angry I didn’t buy tix right away. They should def sing original songs only.

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@CooperBibaud You’re right. You’re old. But let’s move to Japan.

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@damnfoodcourt Holy Sheeit

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A local restaurant posted the most insane ad for staff that I've ever seen.

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@CooperBibaud Sinners and 28 Years Later

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This reminds me of the time my bald friend said that if he had a genie, he would not wish to get his hair back, but instead, wish for everyone else on Earth to go bald.

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@CooperBibaud Crazy! Amazing work. Any tips on the balance?

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@GailSimone Superman?

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@unclehaver Fat legs butt

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@unclehaver Grow up

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@CooperBibaud Wife and kids

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@CooperBibaud How much???

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@livelikeburning Noooo first one said can instead of can’t

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I’m so poor I can’t even afford
*checks memory*
Notes!

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@CooperBibaud Shit well ok!