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Better to be an honest bitch than a fuckin liar. Known to hurt feelz with a little truth best served cold. #TriggerWarning if ur delusions are easily threatened

[Sky News @SkyNews]

The Sun is reporting that Britain's most wanted woman and Islamic State recruiter Sally Jones has been killed in a drone strike

[ˢ ᵃ ᵐ @samsonite4321]

Lmao hysterical catch! https://t.co/bIL3ZWhuNO

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

I have never seen a more suspicious looking owl. One cannot imagine what nefarious deeds he's about to commit

[ˢ ᵃ ᵐ @samsonite4321]

White conservative Baptists I'm guessing... https://t.co/QkDQbrrEAQ

[ˢ ᵃ ᵐ @samsonite4321]

The exact moment my dreams of Mayweather gaining some humility were crushed 😪 Now let's see #MMAMayweather

[ˢ ᵃ ᵐ @samsonite4321]

@ByronJKnight Like Mayweather pulled on Pacquiao? 🤔

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Conor McGregor really did this. #MayweathervMcGregor

[BenchWarmers @BeWarmers]

THAT UPPERCUT! #MayweathervMcgregor

[ˢ ᵃ ᵐ @samsonite4321]

@punkcurmudgeon @RavingAnarchy @BallisticPing Def better. Is angry one infected?

[ˢ ᵃ ᵐ @samsonite4321]

That night I went to a concert here in Phoenix & the band dedicated their song about grieving a loss to his testicles 😺 https://t.co/9g9ymNzWUq

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Come, children, gather round. Let us tell the sad tale of #PepperBallsCobin https://t.co/Trv4dMxLko

[Pids @justpids]

Future cosplay? I think so.

[ˢ ᵃ ᵐ @samsonite4321]

@punkcurmudgeon @RavingAnarchy @BallisticPing 👀 it looks so red and angry

[synthdaddy™ @robtswthrayguns]

Break all the rules.

[ˢ ᵃ ᵐ @samsonite4321]

@Shadow__Creeper Desperately? Ok cool. Bear lives to see another day.

[ˢ ᵃ ᵐ @samsonite4321]

@Shadow__Creeper You missed my obnoxious ass, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?! Say yes or the bear gets it! 🔪🐻

[ˢ ᵃ ᵐ @samsonite4321]

*Lauryl Sulfates. Ya fuckin idiot. Insult me correctly at least, you degenerate. https://t.co/akT8k8YB7e

[mexiKlan Toaster🕖 @Garcias81934275]

@samsonite4321 Keep drinking the Laurel sulphates mystery women

[ˢ ᵃ ᵐ @samsonite4321]

@Shadow__Creeper Youuuu.

[ˢ ᵃ ᵐ @samsonite4321]

At 12 he'd never cry online, so maybe I should raise you next XD Try not to be so mad, sugar tits :) https://t.co/GZlbayaW8V

[mexiKlan Toaster🕖 @Garcias81934275]

@samsonite4321 Well good luck raising a faggot ladyboy

[ˢ ᵃ ᵐ @samsonite4321]

@Garcias81934275 Same day 14hrs prior. Same glasses on head but sweater&pack @ front bc wet/cold. Zoe's a girl w bun ears 4 Disney. Ur an idiot. Im a mystery