Samson

street o
officially o
I'm here for you

[Juss.mercy❤️‍🩹 @nwidele]

My coursemates are so weird because wdym you're forwarding conversations we had in the departmental group chat to lecturers for favours??

[J. Cob @Resurgo_]

Ahora Paraguay tiene una misión: lesionar a toda la selección francesa

[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

Erriga go talk something’s I go just dey reason wetin dey go thru him head.

He say hype man go trek come bar dey insult civil servant wey drive come drink beer.

[Tonton Oso🇨🇩 @osowxvyy]

Do we not exist?

[ M U M I  ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @fleabagmumi]

Al partido contra Francia los paraguayos tienen que meter al mejor travesti que tengan para distraer a Mbappe

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

Pode vir, Haaland.
Se tem uma coisa que jogador brasileiro sabe é torar loira.

[(fan) Yihi @YihiRM]

Mbappe saliendose. Imparable con Francia.
Vinicius desatado. MVP cada partido que juega
Bellingham liderando a Inglaterra con dos goles en 3 partidos

Primer partido de temporada:

Madrid 1 vs 1 Getafe.

[Samson @samsonlasustech]

@Rem_princessex Blue fanta

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Saying black parents are failures while wearing an ankle monitor is crazy work 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

Australia being the only Asian team left in the World Cup

[Samson @samsonlasustech]

@_doblues That's what I thought at half time as well

[Renzo Carvalho 🇵🇸 @_doblues]

É por isso que eu sou tuiteiro e o Ancelotti é técnico

[Samson @samsonlasustech]

Germans are stingy people

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Another horrible experience during the World Cup in the US

After the match I went to a restaurant in Boston

I know about the tipping culture in the US, so I was prepared to leave a generous 3%

To my shock, the bill arrived with 22% already added

"What is this?" I called the waiter over

"Oh, we include the tip in the bill, so it is easier to pay"

"Please remove it. Tipping is not mandatory and legally I am only required to pay for my meal"

"This is not how it works here, buddy... The tip is included" he said arrogantly

I looked around. The entire staff was African-American and staring at me

At this moment I was afraid it could get ugly, and that I might even get shot, so I paid and left

On the bus back to the hotel I immediately contacted my German bank to start a chargeback process

America really is a 3rd world country

[Twilight @the_marcoliboy]

Ghana vs Colombia, can’t wait for the powder derby

[natalee🍒🌸 ✪ @Justwandyy]

Why do men do this???????😭

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The group of frauds

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

Haaland is 25 years Old but stands inside the box for most of the game. He doesn't get criticised.

But when it's 41 years old Ronaldo, they expect him to support Mendes in left back and Vitinha in midfield.

Terrible people!

[lesbica demoniaca⚢ @lesmastoxicas]

melhor lembrar oq aconteceu com teu pais da última vez que ficaram do lado da Alemanha

[cute hafserh💞 @haifah_er_abba]

Guys, if alcohol is a particular percentage, for example 7% does every sip contain 7% or do you only get the 7% when you finish the bottle?