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[Toren @samsonnid]

@UnemployedMMA1 @Peterborouvv Are they notorious for cheating? In what sense? You have alot of wrist grabbing. Of course there is going to be glove grabs. Happens all the time, its a piece of loose leather around the wrist. I dont think its his fault so much as the ufc’s for using the worst gloves by far.

[Toren @samsonnid]

@UnemployedMMA1 @Peterborouvv He popped for meldonium then got cleared because it was for a treatment. Idk what else to tell you mane

[Toren @samsonnid]

@RiotPhroxzon I dont think anyone on earth likes you at all mane

[Toren @samsonnid]

@iamMicahMason @Grove_St1 @thefightbubble What steroid? Are you referring to Islam popping for meldonium?

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Toren @samsonnid]

@bedtime_fondler @spicyapple223 Not really, no.

[Toren @samsonnid]

@ABorlandFan88 @UGRapBotAcc @fxxdg1 Thats true, but then you can’t really complain about being lonely. Building up your community takes alot of effort.

[Toren @samsonnid]

@bedtime_fondler @spicyapple223 From what I could tell, it was a telegram sticker(?). I don't think anybody lost money from it, but it looked shady, and a bit of a grift.

[Toren @samsonnid]

@ABorlandFan88 @UGRapBotAcc @fxxdg1 Go outside is a huge oversimplification, yeah. You have to go to places where human interaction and trust is a MUST. Martial arts classes are good for this.

[Toren @samsonnid]

@UGRapBotAcc @fxxdg1 Very well put

[Toren @samsonnid]

@Tooley1998 Game is awesome. Highly recommend mod/workshop support <3

[Toren @samsonnid]

@RazTurin60669 @MmaSubzero17085 @MutualCombatHQ @thefightbubble It comes and goes, but he does have super bubbly abs. He still looks great though. Like the video I got it from he look slike that in one clip & then looks like the one I sent in the other. He's like a chameleon

[Toren @samsonnid]

@RazTurin60669 @MmaSubzero17085 @MutualCombatHQ @thefightbubble To be fair, the guy does have a gut but this is from his insta like 3 days ago. Its mostly ab

[Toren @samsonnid]

@RazTurin60669 @MmaSubzero17085 @MutualCombatHQ @thefightbubble chandler looked like this before getting starched by ruffy man

[Toren @samsonnid]

"Work-strong body" Most construction workers look like sacks of lard and have chronic pain. The work-strong body is a romanticized lie that women tell themselves in order to pretend like this kind of body doesn't require implicit & extended effort to gain.

[mouthy mom @mouthy_mom_]

It’s not a lie. Most women want a work-strong body type that has hobbies outside of a gym and strength from real life work, not the man with body dysmorphia who has to weigh the cheeseburger to see if the macros fit his diet plan.

[Toren @samsonnid]

@boxingcoach5 Whats funny is that I saw a dude earlier say Islam was dodging Gaethje... you really can't win anything with this fanbase.

[Toren @samsonnid]

@DaithiDeNogla @YouTube shut up man

[G @guvercinn26]

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