samson

PuNk..

[samson @samsonzblue]

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[samson @samsonzblue]

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[Diego @gameing_guy6821]

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[Diego @gameing_guy6821]

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[samson @samsonzblue]

Q***aJmiu

[samson @samsonzblue]

"@TheOfficialTed: Mirror mirror on the wall, fuck your lies, fuck them all. I don't care what you say, I'm the shit all day, every day."

[samson @samsonzblue]

"@MensHumor: Boobs: Proving that guys can focus on two things at once."

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Some people use the Four-Letter Word "WORK" to bail after a One Night Stand...I use a Four-letter Word too...GTFO!

[Dum Science Memes @DoYouScience]

A pregnant woman may relieve herself anywhere she likes, including (if she requests) in a policeman’s helmet. (United Kingdom)

[samson @samsonzblue]

"@TheFunnySexist: If you're flirting with a women and she asks "Are you coming onto me?" whisper in her ear, "I never pull out.""

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I wish my boss would realize I´m not lazy...I´m just highly motivated not to do anything.

[samson @samsonzblue]

Off to the. Park to get. All high an shit hhahaha

[Dum Science Memes @DoYouScience]

Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary. (Virginia)

[Lizcoin intern @LizcoinIntern]

My wife caught me fucking her sister. She watched for ten minutes. I just didn't recognize her without the kitchen surrounding her.

[samson @samsonzblue]

I love. My job hahaha http://t.co/P9IH2c4J

[samson @samsonzblue]

@ScarletRose22. Fix ur titter hahaha

[Greenthumb663 @StillInhalinTHC]

I waketh, I baketh...