Samantha Spagnoletti

You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.

[Samantha Spagnoletti @samspagnoletti]

@GettyMuseum #gettychallenge

[Samantha Spagnoletti @samspagnoletti]

@NHLCanes Where can I find the black alternate women’s jerseys in my size?! They’re all sold out online, and since I’m actually going to an ECF game I need a @JustinWilliams jersey! #ohcaptainmycaptain

[Starbucks Malaysia @StarbucksMY]

Spread some good with a cup of cheer, for the festive season is near! #GiveGood

[Samantha Spagnoletti @samspagnoletti]

I have no shame in tweeting this:
I just earned a free play by playing #StarbucksSummerGame #sweeps
https://t.co/80RsL8SuET

[Samantha Spagnoletti @samspagnoletti]

@shoup_oftheday Wow... this is awkward... remember that time I totally forgot my twitter password for a couple years? Whoops 🙈 but hi!!!!

[javier arnaut ⭐ @javierarnaut]

Finally. The signal for the nomination #BirdieSanders https://t.co/8xFBb0fYJk

[Samantha Spagnoletti @samspagnoletti]

@carlsbarkley01 I spend about 1/3 of my day holding poop

[Samantha Spagnoletti @samspagnoletti]

Riveting conversations with @The_ReAllison

[Samantha Spagnoletti @samspagnoletti]

Holy Christ on a stick I hugged @KipMooreMusic

[Samantha Spagnoletti @samspagnoletti]

@KipMooreMusic is a god.

[Samantha Spagnoletti @samspagnoletti]

@carlsbarkley01 I mean I do

[Samantha Spagnoletti @samspagnoletti]

When Lindsey Graham is the most reasonable person on stage something has gone horribly wrong. #GOPDEBATE

[Samantha Spagnoletti @samspagnoletti]

I like how Lindsey Graham will start making sense then just whips out the radical Islam card. #GOPDebate

[Samantha Spagnoletti @samspagnoletti]

I really like how Santorum just attacked personal attacks by personally attacking Clinton. 😂😂😂 #GOPDebate

[Samantha Spagnoletti @samspagnoletti]

@tmiksic bitches 😒

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Kim Davis has been divorced three times and married four times. So that day came long ago. http://t.co/5fLbQfZQ5J

[Hillary Thornton Smith @HillaryUKPR]

Davis confronts couple (part 4)

[Hillary Thornton Smith @HillaryUKPR]

Davis confronts couple (part 3)