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[sam @samsquanch99]

Actual photo of Hellebuyck during #CANvsUSA game

[リア @getospublicist]

let me get this right chris signed up for a show called love is blind just to gaslight his doctor fiancé for not being his type all while looking like an elf on the shelf????

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@speaklaur I'm SO sad for her 😩

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@cattt_p WHEN HE CALLED POLLY A CLOWN I HAD TO GET UP OUT OF MY SEAT LMAOOOOO

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@matterofpolly @_xoxostephc Me and my man IMMEDIATELY looked at eachother and said yaaaaa she fucked J.R. 🫠🥴🥲

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The way J.R. can't even look Zaina in the face lmfao he reminds me of my dog when he eats something he wasn't supposed to 🤣🤣🤣 #TheUltimatums3

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@bitchwiddaheart @souredbrownie2 This!! People are forcing the romantic connection plot like they are literally stuck together for 3 weeks playing therapist to eachother of course they are going to connect at some level?? But he was clearly friendzoning her the entire time imo.

[sam @samsquanch99]

Ahhhh I've missed the ultimatum

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Mike Tyson just fuckin straight trolling everyone showing his bare ass on live television...king

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The guys are at a Washington wizards game PARTICIPATING in the half time show and the girls are ....beading at a slumber party? Seems like the budget was split up evenly #LoveIsBlind

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@Lalaaaa Oh and you know she will.... I'm SCARED for her mom's reaction

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I love how any and every effort I make to be early and on time is absolutely thrown out the window because of the garner road work daily

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@aloosia011 Watch the original and you'll rip your own fucking head off (its art)

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Garrett getting all weird as soon as Taylor mentioned she's ethnic..... saying she's calculated for hiding that fact??? As if ethnic women aren't fetishized consistently when they try to date??? Come on man 🤡 #LoveIsBlind

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#TheCircle as much as i want to say fuck this fake weird bitch madelyn..... jadejha and Darian proved to be SO gullible and easily hoodwinked it's just been a very painful season all around

[sam @samsquanch99]

I'll accept Garret or the twins as winners also

[sam @samsquanch99]

#TheCircle if Jadejha doesn't win I'm literally never watching this show again

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Danny looks like his name should be chucky finster

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#SellingSunset can mary just fucking apologize