Sam houghton

Feeling the weight since 1984
@keepsakeuk
www.soundcloud/samstaycold

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@wpduk Ws11 0gs still out

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@AlexRWL @SouthamptonFC ridiculous, ruined my life!

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I just pissed in a bottle like a real OG though. #tekkers #notadropspilt #nopissypantsforme

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Been sat on the m6 in standstill traffic for 2 hours and counting. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

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Unbelievable!!!!! #andnew #UFC194

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Crammed in like cattle with another 6 stops worth of ppl to get on, standard @LondonMidland

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Oh shit Amy Schumer is lighting Ronda up!

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Another horrible morning standing up on a crammed tiny (late) train, thanks @LondonMidland

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Called a guy a doofus on Instagram. +10 Internet Badman points for me.

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I must stop buying things, I must stop buying things. On the other hand, I do like buying things?

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Check out our interview on @punktastic https://t.co/hM1NtKooDG

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INTRODUCING: Meet @KeepsakeUK, featuring ex-members of I Killed The Prom Queen. They're not what you might expect. http://t.co/0MMe6gIuej

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@AlexRWL fooooootbaaaalll!!!

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Saw Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen at the train station last week, this week..the Fucking Chuckle Brothers!

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@LewisRichards lovely stuff! (not my words Michael, the words of shaking Stevens!)

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Read the old ball &chain's book today, cracking read!

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Courtois y u make my day worse?

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Half time kick around, smashed my ankle. #suckstobeme #weekendruiner

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@AdamBenM I know I'm gonna regret everything I changed this morning, 1st week is a mare!