OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾

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Fashion in my veins | Art in my soul😶‍🌫️🤑

introvert in the era of snakes 🐍 😌
ARMED AND DANGEROUS ☠️

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

@Ay_ooooo Oshèy

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

Goodnight to everyone except the people who view my profile and still refuse to follow back. We have unfinished business. 😂

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

@preetty_ruthie If dem don give no forget me

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

@official_Gegeh before marrying an Igbo girl, ask yourself one question: "Can I survive being called stingy for trying to save money?" 😭😂

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

@Ay_ooooo He might want to re arrange it now

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@BAGE6780 Follow

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

@missriabrown Hi

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

@Cocomama_xx Fck it

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

Mo lọ sí kitchen lálẹ́ láti mu omi.
Nígbà tí mo dé, mo rí rice, stew, àti ẹran tó ń wo mí.
Omi náà kan sọ pé, “Ẹ̀gbọ́n, mo mọ̀ pé kì í ṣe mí ni o wá.” 😭😂

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

Life is free but somehow everything inside it costs money.

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

Girls can say "I'm not hungry" and then eat half your food like they're collecting tax. 😭

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

What's a normal thing everyone seems to enjoy that you secretly hate? 👀

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

What's the biggest lie you've told yourself this year? 😭

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

If your enemies could leave one honest review about you, what would it say? 😂

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

What's something that's expensive but absolutely worth every naira?

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

@Prof_wayneX Noted my gee

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

Some of you view all my posts, like none, comment none, follow none.

You're not followers anymore, you're CCTV cameras. 😭📹

[THIEF 😈 @Prof_wayneX]

@samstel09 Active to fb? So I go be real mutuals and not cctv camera

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

@BadmusRashidat8 Done

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

Some of you follow me like it's a free trial.

7 days later: subscription expired. 😭
If I catch una

[OŁUFËMI🦾👣👾 @samstel09]

Some people follow you, like 3 tweets, make you think you've gained a loyal supporter…

Then disappear like a scholarship opportunity after you finally find the requirements. 😭