Sam Sternad

23. sour. bitter. flummoxed.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Are you trying to tell me a thimble is not made for babies to take shots?

[Sam Sternad @samsterdamnit]

@DylanWheeler52 @slrawlings14 lol us

[Iain S. Thomas @RealIainSThomas]

Merry Christmas 🎄 and I hope that you find whatever it is that you’re looking for, and I hope you find something new to look for after that, and I hope some part of you is always looking and that you discover that searching is something beautiful we all do.

[Iain S. Thomas @RealIainSThomas]

The Light That Shines When Things End - https://t.co/bAar1zzkSn https://t.co/he4cXXpA8Z

[b @bradleex]

my mental health: *is falIing apart*
my relationships: *are falling apart*
my skin: *is breaking out*
my life: *is falIing apart*
me:

[Sam Sternad @samsterdamnit]

lol vegetarian @KVA_alltheway made our uber driver go to the McDonalds drive thru so she could order a Big Mac without meat

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i like to put on a robe, watch the crown and pretend im the queen while my apartment festers around me in absolute filth and disrepair

[Sam Sternad @samsterdamnit]

👽 https://t.co/nErxgZ1WPl

[palmer @decentbirthday]

It was a quiet car ride

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

[shoving glitter glue and felt pens back into my bag, visibly upset] ok look all I'm saying is maybe you guys shouldn't have called it a 'craft brewery' because people are gonna get the wrong idea and lemme tell you Karen this has been a big let down

[Sam Sternad @samsterdamnit]

@csydelko @KoenigMariah