Samantha Sternad

My glass is half full of rat poison. ΣΚ Wittenberg.

[Samantha Sternad @SamSternad]

@smittyx24 @alyssawernet guys, I actually miss this a lot.

[Kaylee Gialamas @K_Gialamas]

“@SpaceCatPics: http://t.co/DCeLZmOKbr” @CailinConner94 did you start this account?

[Kaylee Gialamas @K_Gialamas]

Anything that happened after midnight up until now has been reaaaaaaal shitty.

[Samantha Sternad @SamSternad]

@Dawhitekidd29 I feel it, I feel it.

[Mr. Swindles @TvviterlessZach]

For being the most "intelligent" species, humans are pretty stupid.

[Samantha Sternad @SamSternad]

“@C_and_H: http://t.co/GdohMHY1ca” @emmazing__grace

[Samantha Sternad @SamSternad]

“@HorrificPics: In the 17th century a man was skinned to make a pair of pants http://t.co/DFr0qZt9zl” @emmazing__grace

[Samantha Sternad @SamSternad]

“@HorrificPics: Son killed his father then sliced his face off, and dressed as his dad http://t.co/GuRRWM9cKP” @emmazing__grace

[Samantha Sternad @SamSternad]

“@HorrificPics: http://t.co/64rQE7WBCf”@emmazing__grace

[Samantha Sternad @SamSternad]

“@HorrificPics: Eyeless http://t.co/NxKEehSJkE” @emmazing__grace

[Samantha Sternad @SamSternad]

“@Swag6thGrader: when you high as shit at the zoo and trying to be normal http://t.co/NIehWxWAy4” @morgsfo @bleedohiostate

[Samantha Sternad @SamSternad]

Do ya need an ark? I NOAH GUY @emmazing__grace @slrawlings14

[Kaylee Gialamas @K_Gialamas]

Life motto on this Sunday night filled with homework: Marry rich or die trying.

[Kaylee Gialamas @K_Gialamas]

FUX WIT US! @SamSternad

[Samantha Sternad @SamSternad]

“@autocorrects: Finally found her” yeassss

[Samantha Sternad @SamSternad]

“@_CollegeHumor_: "where are you ?"

me: "on my way" http://t.co/zEtjzE34Oh” @rachelclike

[Samantha Sternad @SamSternad]

@emmazing__grace I love you. And all of our shenanigans 😍😍😘😘