sam 🗡️

no brain, only stress

[sam 🗡️ @samsterrrn]

It's been 6 years since I paid 1200 for a washer dryer set. Our washer has been sus lately so I figured I'd price them out. Tell me WHY it's 900 average for just the washer 🤠

[sam 🗡️ @samsterrrn]

@shmeards This might be very bad news for me then..........

[sam 🗡️ @samsterrrn]

Found a spiderweb in my coffee this morning. Only discovered it after the coffee was poured. I don't like to waste coffee so...... Do you think I'll have powers yes or no be honest

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Did a boat write this?

[sam 🗡️ @samsterrrn]

October/November is a big time for me and all the books I've been waiting for so please do not expect me to be exist anywhere I will be BUSY

[sam 🗡️ @samsterrrn]

Unintentionally started a smutty book club at work and it's just me and the girlies talking about books and book boys

[Hayley Kiyoko @HayleyKiyoko]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hanny Hendrix @HansTheTrapper]

me thinking about me:

[sam 🗡️ @samsterrrn]

@notbrookexo A sacrifice I'm willing to make

[sam 🗡️ @samsterrrn]

Screaming! Crying! Throwing up!

[Spiritbox @spiritboxband]

Also thank you to @noahsebastian @badomenscult for singing with us last night

[shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard]

Which concert is this at?

[sam 🗡️ @samsterrrn]

@notbrookexo I HAVE THEM ALL SAVED IF I DONT HEAR.... A SONG... WITH THE TWO OF THEM......... HANDS. THEYRE CATCHING MY FUCKING FISTS.

[sam 🗡️ @samsterrrn]

@kotaleighh Make them leave

[who cares @DianaG2772]

Legit call from the school:

Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her—not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report