StewMan_Sam

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[Rafael, um socialista de iPhone @tuitero_rafael]

URGENTE 🚨

Endrick está confirmado como titular na partida entre Brasil e Haiti

O jogador se naturalizou haitiano

[BayernTimes @BayernTimes]

ngl these hydration breaks are getting out of hand

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

Hydration Break

[StewMan_Sam @SamStewman]

@ShigBitty @Gladd hate to break it to you buddy, but destiny is not making them money anymore so why make another one, they shoulda stopped after witch queen and moved on to d3

[StewMan_Sam @SamStewman]

@TempleM @Dexerto EU are not a nation bud.

[StewMan_Sam @SamStewman]

@account26572 @CulchieThe @JeMappellePercy What Scottish King was it, i was under the impression it was George who united?

[StewMan_Sam @SamStewman]

@CulchieThe @JeMappellePercy In that case wales was the same, constantly fighting for independence only to be snubbed by the saxons, same for Scotland with England.

[Lucas Bergvall Insider @Berlusconnii]

URGENTE 🚨 Lucas Bergvall está banido da Copa do Mundo da FIFA 2026™
Depois de o decrépito ato de comer o jogador número 10 Hannibal Mejbri AO VIVO em pleno Monterrey, México, Bergvall acaba de ser banido pela FIFA.

O atual presidente da FIFA, Gianni Infantino, comentou o caso:

"Bergvall tem um fator único que o diferencia dos outros jogadores. Não é possível deixá-lo jogando."

Infantino se recusou a explicar qual seria esse "fator único". Porém, durante a coletiva de imprensa, um papel caiu discretamente debaixo do púlpito...

📄 Um exame de testosterona marcando 8000 ng/dl de testo (recente).

Coincidência? A FIFA garante que sim.

[millán 👑 @Millxn265]

GOOOOOOOOOL DE IRÁN 🇮🇷⚽️

LO CELEBRA LA OTAN EN TEHERÁN 🔥💣

[Felipe Leme @LEME12]

Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou virar um urso viado?

[isa @dukimessi]

“que raro que españa empate con cabo verde”

el jefe de la tribu más perdida del país haciendo la macumba de su vida:

[millán 👑 @Millxn265]

España: "por qué no podemos marcar ningún gol?"

Una tribu de cabo Verde ayer a la noche:

[Alex Fairfax @Alex_Fairfax06]

“What’s my approval rating?”

- It’s bad Mr Prime Minister. It’s -43. It’s…it’s in the mud.

“Could it get lower?”

- I mean anything COULD happen but realistically-

“Kill the ponies.”

- Wha-

“The ponies. The cute little ponies. Kill them.”

- Sir, they’re endangered

“Fuck ‘em. Make the call.”

[StewMan_Sam @SamStewman]

@ThatsMyFloor @Hannahdiamond_ someone claiming to be your PR manager in their BIO, is using their platform to insult a recently deceased man, please can you do something about this as it is harming to your brand.

[Nikita Buyanov @nikgeneburn]

OVRSR1: Kord Breach Prep-1
A1: Overseer-1. Grid locked. Approach is clear. Prep-1 in effect.
OVRSR-1: Got it, A1. Wait for Prep-0.

[StewMan_Sam @SamStewman]

@EatYourMattress @LoganPaul @CommunityNotes not defending they guy, but can you read, or are you just mentally deficient. he literally said he put all the hits in one pile then went through them.

[StewMan_Sam @SamStewman]

@Peachy_As_Hell @trouserpress400 @EFCHistVer2 then do some research and dont bitch about it. all it takes is googling where to watch each match and they will show ITV/BBC matches.