sam

zoinks!

[lydia chlamydia @lydia_meredith]

Like And RT!!!!!!!

[peter’s golf cart @petersgolfcart]

we need a goofy bachelorette every season

#TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Many of you lack vision

[sable @fruitdotcom]

hey (with the intention of doing laundry and taxes with you for the rest of our lives)

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Joe 🦣 @funkmammoth]

“So…how long have you been driving for Uber?”

[avi steinbach @Muscles__McGee]

*me to a close lifelong friend*: how’s your job and also what is it

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Maybe they should stop spending on over the top luxuries like iPhones, the military, and avocado toast

[(*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪 @babydee_x]

how am i supposed to Live, Laugh, Love in these conditions

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

now that steve from blues clues apologized i can begin to work on my issues with men

2021 is about healing

[sam @samstith6]

can england just buy us back at this point? we’re sorry about the tea ok

[jess peachy @peachzncreamm]

el rods is the back bone of this fucking town how DARE you all

[delia @delia_cai]

did you guys all know we had to wear the retainer forever

[sam @samstith6]

@EJMejean LEGGO RICK!!!!

[sam @samstith6]

me

[black ginger ✨ @ryanswilders]

oprah: who said that shit
meg: im not gonna say
oprah: okay i respect that
oprah: harry who said that shit to you

[sam @samstith6]

@GeletaNick @Moes_HQ that might be punishment more than anything else

[sam @samstith6]

explain yourself @Moes_HQ