Samantha Stolzenbach

[Samantha Stolzenbach @samstolzenbach]

@ComptonAssAlex I’ve gotten calls as late as 9pm and so many that I recognize the number when they call.

[Samantha Stolzenbach @samstolzenbach]

@_itMAYbeNICOLE Omg! I miss you!! I wish we could go back

[Bush’s Beans @BushsBeans]

Omg he did it again he made a delicious pot of chili

[Samantha Stolzenbach @samstolzenbach]

@_itMAYbeNICOLE I’ve lived in St. Louis for a year and already do the same. Everyone looks at me like I’m crazy when I say pop

[THE FATE OF AN ENGINEER ❤️‍🔥 @engrswiftie13]

Imagine this: it’s 2015. Stixx and Side Tracks are still open. Winston’s Bagels is still the move after a night of fun. Solar Bear still happens at Aspen. Carbondale is still fun.

[Samantha Stolzenbach @samstolzenbach]

@Victoria_Lynn30 Go to Bombercrew in Carbondale!! Awesome place

[Samantha Stolzenbach @samstolzenbach]

Had a great great time celebrating your engagement! I’m so excited to be part of the big day! Love you guys! 💕 @ Topgolf https://t.co/vhRi8K9LPO

[Samantha Stolzenbach @samstolzenbach]

Jayson loved being on a boat almost as much as he loved hanging out with his favorite “Titi” all weekend. @ Woodhaven Lakes https://t.co/CK1DZuSjrv

[Samuel Bailey @samuel_baileyy]

wasn’t me

[Samantha Stolzenbach @samstolzenbach]

@shortlilmexican Yeah i took off for it

[Finkus @TheFinkanater]

Really need some Changos in my life right now. Along with quatros, new kahala, and midlands.

[Jaliyah 🥰 @Kenyaaintshit]

I promise my best naps was Freshman year on that twin size bed

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of The Office episodes and then asked it to write a The Office episode of its own. Here is the first page.

[Samantha Stolzenbach @samstolzenbach]

@leahycolin Honestly mind blowing!

[Samantha Stolzenbach @samstolzenbach]

My favorite tradition ❄️⛸ @ Maggie Daley Park https://t.co/GlKyPfR0Vt