Sam🇰🇪

[Baba Kayai @BabaKayai]

All illegal merchandise must be confiscated, or as Kamau would say, bidhaa zote zisio harare, lazima zibambwe

[Sam🇰🇪 @samstonyo]

Maandamano twitter hawaezi elewa 😂

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

As Gitz has explained. I think we are getting too old on this app and to avoid confusion I have deleted the ask fm posts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sam🇰🇪 @samstonyo]

😂😂😂

[_Anthony254🇰🇪 @kijanayaMMU_]

Kenyan. South African
Couple. couple.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Najua Ruto bado anatext Chivayo “Ulimanage?”.

[Sam🇰🇪 @samstonyo]

No thanks, al wait for my aunties to come and 👀 verify

[Sophie Orenge @SophieOrenge]

Gents ,

Technology has made strides in that an an “alleged father's” DNA can be safely verified during pregnancy in Kenya starting at 7 weeks.

The non-invasive (NIPP) test uses a maternal blood draw and a paternal cheek swab. It carries zero risk of miscarriage, is over 99.9% accurate, and costs between Ksh 150,000 – 200,000.

Sio lazima you wait till a lady delivers!

Good Night 😊

[David Makali @davidmakali1]

On The @AlikoDangote East African Refinery, President @WilliamsRuto has no escape. We have the Constitutional threshold of disclosure that must be met, politics and brainless opposition aside. Let's stop triviasing national issues. This country is not his private property.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Article 35 (1) Every citizen has the right of access to information held by the State.

Article 35 (3): The State SHALL publish and publicise any important information affecting the nation.

Disclosure of information is a Constitutional imperative not something left to the whims of one person. The era of secretive deals negotiated in the dark will end when we kick this current regime out and return our country back to the rule of Law.

[Sam🇰🇪 @samstonyo]

@NicholasGova @mutami_susan @wicknellchivayo Am kenyan and i kinda understood this lool

[‘ @MufasaJr263]

People who haven’t been on Twitter in years today:

[Jin @zeytatmila]

Pep Guardiola's ex-wife when she realized he didn't quit City to get back together

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Naona the king of deceit is impressing y'all with his last minute "developments" 😂😂
Steal and kill for 4 years, develop for one year, sing songs of praise 😂
Kenyans mahn

[Vicktor Kiprotich @vick_kiprotich]

Dangote's deal is good? Oooh, okay.

The refinery has a capacity of 700 million barrels? Oooh, that's insanely good.

It's worth KSh 2 trillion and that money will be injected into our economy? Oooh, wow.

It will create 60,000 jobs? That's a huge milestone.

Now let's see the paperwork.

The reports. The public participation records. The due process. The agreements. The contracts.

If the deal is that good, the paperwork should make the case for itself.

[Sam🇰🇪 @samstonyo]

Why do gvt propagandists always have the urge to post what the government has “done” this one has even shut down comments.. nigerians would have finished him.

[Femi Ote$ @realFemiOtedola]

At a private dinner in Paris yesterday evening with His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, whose bold and forward-thinking reforms have put our economy firmly on a path of sustainable growth.

The results are increasingly evident top Nigerian companies now included on the FTSE Russell Frontier 50 Index, the NGX at historic highs, increased foreign direct investment and renewed economic confidence, a unified and more stable foreign exchange market, foreign reserves standing strong at about $55 billion, and so much more.

I remain proud of you, Mr. President! 🇳🇬
…F.Ote💲

[Sam🇰🇪 @samstonyo]

Patrick mabcio with glam 😂😂

[1eastside🦅 @ask2people]

Huyo ni siah wanja mnaita female version of Patrick mbacio

[Sam🇰🇪 @samstonyo]

@s1ah_wanja Kuna mwingine alikuita member of parliament for kasenye 😂😂🫴

[ALEX @_alexnzoli]

Huyo jamaa wa kwanza simjui but najua anakaa tu mwongo

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

Damaris Nduku still remembers the nights she would wake up drenched, strip off her soaked clothes, and try to fall back asleep; twice a night, for months on end.

"I was sweating so much I had to change my clothes twice at night, and even the bedding. There was a day I ironed the bedding so that I could sleep," says Nduku. Alongside the sweats came a persistent abdominal pain on the right side, and then, gradually, everything else. #HealthyNation Read more: https://t.co/2n0yjo32bE

[Spinster 🇰🇪 @IamGeci]

It’s your civic duty to not fuel at a Stabex.

[🌻 @ONLYTANGS_]

haaland explaining how he’s on 600k a week in league 2

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

When you’re enjoying all the Man City banter then you see someone say “Atleast we’ll still get to watch the Manchester derby in the Championship next season”