Sam storlie

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

Get your best shirt on, we’re going to Chili’s!

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

@creamcitybrew @MyLordBebo 😂

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

@SlimJim’s before noon, always!

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

Accurate.

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

Can’t help but just laugh when you get texts from parents with like 10 questions in it, like how am I supposed to respond to all that😂

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

Whatcha want for breakfast? Raspberries and bacon

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

I love cereal because of the little game you have to play at the end to get the last couple pieces on your spoon hahahh

[Phil Trzeb @philski__]

If I come to your cookout and your only making hot dogs, go fuck yourself

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

@wyatt_peterson @Kjomethemoney Mcdonalds under your seat for like 4 months??

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

I guarentee you there is underwater human population

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

When the wall rats come a knockkn

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

Did you know bon jovi once came to our very own pinchers crab shack!?

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

Do you believe in mummies ?!

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

Swear to god he had about 20 pair of Gordon’s..

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

@maddieess Funny you say this cause I literally just shaved my face this morning 😂😂

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

Looks like you still shop at the children’s place

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

Some people prefer pickles in a jar, I prefer mine in a bag

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

I was plungering for so long.. shit Tongs

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

No joke have been to chick filet 4 times this week, and that’s not stopping me from going there today!!
@ChickfilA

[Sam storlie @samstorlie]

@wyatt_peterson Leave this to the analysts to discuss this..