Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker

OU | Entrepreneur | Sig Ep ‘94 | Sack Chaser | KKG Cookoff Winner 2017 | P.S. I Don’t GAF about your feelings

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

Really sad that BB can’t put a competent O line together especially considering the talent available. Feels like he’s running out of second chances

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

If you’re not here when we’re 0-2 don’t talk to me when we’re 7-10 #riseup

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

Ima Falcons and OU fan what color do you think my brain will be on the walls comment below

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

Can’t wait to get barked at by grown ass men next week thank you Arbuckle very cool

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

John Mateer is cum

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

Who gon tell her #riseup

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

Kill cooper rush

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

Update: mom cried, dad said “we’re worried about you”, sister not on speaking terms. Eggs were 6/10 #shrink

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

Awkward breakfast with family after being belligerent at the OU game and yelling obscenities #nuke

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

@KREFsports Youuuuu light my fireeee

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

@ParkerThune @triplecollar says he hates you..thoughts??

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

Mom yelled at me for calling Mateer a pussy. Rough weekend in Norman #gonnashootmyself

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

Georgia is gonna have their way with us #nukeoufootball

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

@triplecollar #easypickins

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

Yeah man OU’s offense is gonna put it together this year…we’re gonna go 11-1 and maybe win the SEC!

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

@Joebigclevethom Hella jealous please tutor me

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

@Joebigclevethom Don’t forget Josh Palmer deep ball

[Joe “big cleve” thomas @Joebigclevethom]

#nuke accounting. I just want to drink and watch football

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

@triplecollar @Joebigclevethom Mike kill yourself

[Samuel “Big Teeth” Sack-Sucker @samsucka27]

@Joebigclevethom Joe,

You haven’t even taken the exam yet. Get back to me after it has its way with you.

Worst,
Sam