Sam Summers

My yacht . My Manhattan Penthouse. My Maserati. Me, me and me. Trump fan.

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@pegaoutbound do you have a branch in Cambridge?

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@askubank Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chuck Norris: If you saw me coming, you’d have crossed that road too.

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@askubank Why did the chicken cross the road?

Yo mamma: (burps discreetly) What chicken?

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@askubank Q. What happened when the elephant crossed the road?
A. It stepped on the chicken!

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@askubank Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To get to the udder side!

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@askubank To prove he wasn't chicken! 43

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@askubank Because the chicken needed a day off. 42

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@askubank To get to the shell station. 41

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@askubank Because chickens hadn't evolved yet. 40

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@askubank To cockadoodle dooo something. 39

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@askubank o get to the other slide.38

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@askubank She was afraid someone would Caesar! 37

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@askubank She wanted to stretch her legs.

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@askubank why did the chicken cross the road??? 35

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@askubank why can't they let us automate this 34

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@askubank I'm bad at this 33

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@askubank who goes there 32

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@askubank knock knock :) 31

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@askubank I wish I could write some good jokes 30

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@askubank what a way to spend your morning 29